Apollo 11

This only applies to one person on this planet. The mission: Apollo 11 takes place with bottle rockets. When joho was little kid, he would make space ships out of water bottles and paint them to make them look like space ships. Over the years he upgraded from water bottle to gatorade to finally 2 gallon milk jug. This experiment was to send his astronauts to the moon hoping to find new life form. His first test was on his own bruther, edward. But he soon found out, edward had no moon. So the tests were invalid. Now he hopes to send his astronauts to Pam's moon in hopes of finding new life form. After many years of repeated tests, he is hoping for the neil armstrong astronaut to come out. If he isn't careful though, he might end up in Mars or worse, Mercury. He has calculated everything out, and the best idea would be to send multiple ships to the moon at once. Little does he know though, someone might already have been to the moon. True story, based on accurate interview with the infamous joho. We will keep you updated with the specs of how his mission goes. For now, let us pray for a safe trip for his little astronauts. Good night!

I have been running many tests on Apollo 11. I want to send my astronauts to the moon.

by Joho 2.0 October 21, 2012

Apollo (Percy Jackson)

God of poetry,

music, archery and all

that’s awesome. Haiku.

"Apollo (Percy Jackson) is hot."
"He's the sun god."
"That's not what I meant."

by percyjacksonfanlol May 24, 2024

Apollo’s arrow

When you lace your tongue with loads of pop rocks and stick your tongue in the woman’s vagina while the rocks are still popping.

Yooooo Paxton what’s good, see that bitch over there. You should totally give her the ol’ Apollo’s arrow bro. It’d be dope.

by Steveurkelluverrrrr656 September 2, 2025

Apollo Shit

The act of taking a dump in pieces, or a unique multi-stage bowel movement. Usually happens when experiencing a dry shit. Bonus points for 'splashdown' effect.

I thought I was done before leaving the bowl, but I had to return to launch position to leave another two logs. It was a typical 'Apollo Shit" situation.

by Canadia99 August 26, 2012

Apollo Jockey

Invented by the infamous Choppers, the name Apollo Jockey represents the act of a male locking himself in their bedroom and putting on his most promiscuous g-string, and continually masturbating for countless hours with no contact with the outside world. This character will end up with liters of jizz all over their body by the end of the social experiment. The only male to come out as an avid Apollo Jockey is Marley Matthews who has been crowned Lord Apollo Jockey.

Marley Matthews doesn't want to get on fall-guys because he is too busy doing Apollo Jockey things.

by Johno Dox August 25, 2022

Apollo's Windmill

When two men 69 in a standing position, and then proceed to cartwheel.

"Did you see Reggie and Josh last night?"
"Yeah! They were Apollo's Windmill'ing down the street!"

by Basco Dragoon October 24, 2019

<Doctor Sparta> Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Is Apollo And David Sanchez Is Dolo <ApolloQuest> Steven Campos Is Aphrodite <Jay-Z>

<Doctor Sparta> Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Is Apollo And David Sanchez Is Dolo <ApolloQuest> Steven Campos Is Aphrodite <Jay-Z>

<Doctor Sparta> Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Is Apollo And David Sanchez Is Dolo <ApolloQuest> Steven Campos Is Aphrodite <Jay-Z>

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 13, 2025