Wiping 💩 poop along side the face of someone you just had anal sex with; wiping poop as to where Elvis's side burns would be.
Greg and Mandy engaged in a sporting round of butt sex and when Greg pulled out after dumping his load he had traces of 💩 poop on his dick and gave Mandy a smelly Elvis to remind her to expel her bowels beforehand next time.
by A-Pdiddyâ„¢ February 5, 2019

by Ggkvfnmjdr June 16, 2016

Belgian waffle stuffed with freshly sliced bananas, drizzled with peanut butter, and topped with chocolate chips. Often served with two eggs and two stops of bacon or sausage links.
by Asparagus Feta-Quiche August 12, 2018

by Laverne's mom March 9, 2017

A conte crayon or chalk drawing using white conte/chalk in a way that makes the drawing look too "slick," often as a result of using too much of the white.
This term was coined by Sandy C., a life Drawing Proff. at Tulane University.
This term was coined by Sandy C., a life Drawing Proff. at Tulane University.
I was just going to add a few white highlights, but I got carried away and my drawing turned into a velvet elvis.
by Hannah March Campbell April 23, 2006

A disgustingly hairy woman, lacking upkeep on hair removal in her nether region, with happy trails on the inside of either thigh.
Old single guy - "The chick I took out last night was one terrible nappy-elvis, so bad I almost didn't sleep with her."
by James Baltzer January 23, 2008
