Andre

Someone who always says, "People die everyday."

and always "live-titties" as a substitute for the popular turn of phrase, "deadass."

Anyone: "Ouch, I have a paper cut!"
Andre: "People die everyday."

Anyone: "No way you met 21 in Drake's crib."
Andre: "Bro, live-titties, I did."

by daddiedre November 6, 2022

Andre

Andre is a very a loyal friend and also a very genuine boy. He quickly falls in love (especially with complicated girls) and is very caring. Andre can be an expert in virtual relationships (however that is still up for questioning) and tends to simp over girls he has just met.

Yo where is Andre?

Oh he has been talking with Julia the whole day!

by cherrrrrrr September 24, 2020

Andre

Andre is the best boyfriend there is out there. Even tho he will make fun of u if u don't know what ffs means and compare u to a turkey, anybody on the planet would be lucky to call this amazing specimen theirs.

But... he's mine mwahahaha!

also in regards to what the definition was 3 yrs ago.. he's straight.

me: AHHHHHH I LOVE ANDRE SO MUCH! HES MY GOOF AND I WANNA HUG HIM FOR ALL OF ETERNITY!!!!!

by garden gnome<3 July 22, 2022

Andre

An extremely handsome and sexy man, Andre is very loyal and cares for others who are around him, he’s a very trustworthy guy

“Hey have you seen Andre”
“Oh is it that really hot guy”

by Smexy Ladd February 22, 2021

Andre

A very awesome guy

Andre wanna fuckkk~~~~

by Vicbucks December 7, 2021

Andres

All Andres are unbelievably sexy, smart, funny, and charming. They are the topic of many fantasies, often accused of being man-whores. Always have a long line of girls after them, even some men too – an Andres is that sexy. Often seen around fellow good-looking men, such as Enrique, Raphael, and Jack.

Girl: SHIT THAT GUY IS SO HOT, HE MUST BE NAMED ANDRES

Guy: MAN, THAT GUY IS SO COOL, HE MUST BE NAMED ANDRES

Girl 1: SHIT THIS GUY JUST CHARMED THE SHIT OUT OF ME, HE'S SO SEXY AND AWESOME I WANT HIS COCK

Girl 2: HE MUST BE AN ANDRES.

by bpbiron April 16, 2010

Andres

A big rat that is fucking annoying in life.

Ewww look an andres .

by Yourleftnut21 July 22, 2016