Alley Vlogiannitis

Alley Vlogianntis is the name given to shitty soccer players. These types of soccer players tend to get injured a lot because they are just so small and bad. They are also very whiney and tend to act like a child. Alley's tend to be very short, around 5 feet.

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by james mclovinn November 17, 2010

skittle alley

A British cobblestoned alley where one's shoes make a skittling noise when walking.

Thanks to the skittle alley behind Holmstead, sneaking up on someone is very difficult.

by Kirupa Chinnathambi January 1, 2008

bowling alley

A place where you can jack off pretty decent food....usually better than most fast food resturants.

12 year old fatso: Yeah I'm going to McDonalds to eat a Big Mac with my friends
Normal person: Come on faggot... the new bowling alley had just opened and their burgers just rock

by The Prepster September 7, 2007

diagon alley

Slang term for a woman's genitalia. To be more specific, her vagina/pussy. It could also be referring to Forest.

"She had a tight diagon alley."
"Her diagon alley was getting railed, so i plowed her knockturn ally."

by Farced DD February 25, 2009

cock-alley

the female genitals. (American Slang)

I slammed her cock-alley hard last night!

by skatefool October 29, 2005

Alley ally

Somebody who has your back if you get jumped in an alleyway, but doesn't have your back any other time.

Seamus proves to be a good alley ally, the rest of the time he is anti-me.

by Solid Mantis November 2, 2016

sweetcorn alley

shagging a bird or bloke up the arse and ending up with a piece of sweetcorn under the foreskin. (nb see gibo).

Bird : "fucking hell you have a cheesy knob jolly green giant."
Gibo : "no it's sweetcorn ally from last night, how's your arse after last night?"

by grem November 3, 2003