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Alcohol Points 

An incontrovertible way to express total consumption of alcoholic beverages.

% alcohol * fluid ounces consumed = Alcohol Points
8.1% (steel reserve high gravity lager) * 120 (3 40's) = 972 alcohol points

40% (standard whiskey) * 14 (half a fifth of said whiskey) = 560 alcohol points

alcohol therapy 

Drinking to reduce momentary suffering. Cheaper than psychotherapy and, for a while, more fun.
We broke up a week ago, and i've been in extensive alcohol therapy ever since.
alcohol therapy by hoodrat December 1, 2005

alcohol abuse 

When you spill, tip over, shake up, or waste a beer.
Crap, i just dropped my beer, "dude alcohol abuse."
alcohol abuse by Max-well December 16, 2009

alcohol insomnia 

The phenomenon of sleeping less after a night of drinking. May or may not involve crashing because of alcohol. A person wakes up earlier and is unable to fall back asleep because of an interrupted REM phase, and results in a gradual tiredness.
A: Yo, I have a serious hangover, dude
B: I don't, but I got alcohol insomnia. Woke up at 6:00 this morning and now I'm dead tired

alcohol alarm clock 

When your body wakes you up early as shit the night after heavy drinking and won't let you go back to sleep.

The only viable option at this point is to get dressed, face the day, and regret what you did last night.
You: Man, my alcohol alarm clock woke me up at 5 AM this morning.

Your not hungover friend: How many drinks did you have last night?

You: Dude, I don't even remember.

Alcohol Liquor Booze 

the three words needed to summon a hole to hell, do not say unless you wish to meet the devil and have a nice tea party
dude 1: bro watch this

dude 2: ok bro go ahead

dude 1: Alcohol Liquor booze

dude 2: NO WAIT DUDE

dude 1: *gone*