(n.) The act in which you take a vacuum, and insert in said love ones asshole, removing the shit from their intestines and draining them entirely.
by Bigwigglyjugger June 19, 2022
Get the East Albanian Pipelinemug. A type of abortion that is performed by an Albanian person in order to save money. The abortion also causes the woman to become infertile. The person performing the abortion kicks the woman very hard in the uterus, killing the foetus and also completely destroying the uterus which hence causes the woman to remain infertile for the rest of her life.
Guy 1: "Something is up. Last week Hannah said she's pregnant but now she just told me she's infertile"
Guy 2: "She clearly was given the Albanian abortion"
Guy 2: "She clearly was given the Albanian abortion"
by CherrykoolaidYT December 21, 2021
Get the Albanian abortionmug. Albanian Rugrumping- The action of getting Jello up the bum while getting rug burn via dragging of a car
“Hey John how’d you get these injuries… plus the jello in there…”
“Just some good ol’ Albanian Rugrumping”
“Ah. Makes sense.”
“Just some good ol’ Albanian Rugrumping”
“Ah. Makes sense.”
by Tuxtan December 1, 2024
Get the Albanian rugrumpingmug. When a woman rips your penis off with her feet and lets her mouth fill up with blood until it erupts out of her mouth.
by Shnoomer September 23, 2025
Get the Albanian Footjobmug. by T diddu April 5, 2025
Get the Albanian runningmug. by Seboria January 8, 2025
Get the Albanian Arbermug. The Albanian Ass-Blaster is a reference to the niche sexual act of inserting a cork into one's partner's ass, let the pressure build up, then sit under said partner and take the cork out with your mouth. It was popularised during post-communism Albania, specifically in the Albanian city of Berat.
by HumbleContributor July 7, 2025
Get the The Albanian Ass-Blastermug.