A sexual act in which a man slathers/wipes cum on a woman's face like an Amish beard, and she proceeds to roundhouse-kick his testicles.
Leroy: "Aw, man I sure am sore today from that sex move last night."
Eli: "What for sex move?"
Leroy: "Martha Yoder have me an Amish Roundhouse."
Eli: "Sounds terrible painful."
Leroy : "Yeah, but coming from her it's worth it."
Eli: "What for sex move?"
Leroy: "Martha Yoder have me an Amish Roundhouse."
Eli: "Sounds terrible painful."
Leroy : "Yeah, but coming from her it's worth it."
by gavalan May 31, 2019
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The term Amish handshake comes from the sound that the fisted ass makes similar to butter being churned in an Amish Community.
The term Amish handshake comes from the sound that the fisted ass makes similar to butter being churned in an Amish Community.
“Boy you look like you need a good first firm Amish handshake... you need that asshole loosened up a little son!”
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by Somee personn September 30, 2020
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"Dude, why is Chrissy in the hospital?"
"Shit got crazy last night, I pulled an Amish JackHammer so she's in a coma"
"Shit got crazy last night, I pulled an Amish JackHammer so she's in a coma"
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As a female tell your man you want to have sex “Amish Anal Style” meaning you would do anal sex but through a hole in a sheet, but first he must “go into the bathroom, put on a button down shirt and a straw hat while you get ready; speaking during sex is frowned upon”
During the time your man is “getting ready” you can use a gay friend to hide under the sheet.
You will then go watch your man go to town on your gay friend’s butt hole, as he climax knock on the window and let him know he’s been Amish Anal Apparitioned
As a female tell your man you want to have sex “Amish Anal Style” meaning you would do anal sex but through a hole in a sheet, but first he must “go into the bathroom, put on a button down shirt and a straw hat while you get ready; speaking during sex is frowned upon”
During the time your man is “getting ready” you can use a gay friend to hide under the sheet.
You will then go watch your man go to town on your gay friend’s butt hole, as he climax knock on the window and let him know he’s been Amish Anal Apparitioned
by Officer Sunshine Thunderpants February 14, 2020
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by Jacob Bontrager June 2, 2021
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Amish people believe in the almighty oldeysckooley god. to honour him they live like people did during the 17th century. however they have a crazy period called "Rumspringa" at an age of 16 they have had enough of the old ways and go out and explore the world, they mostly end up as drug-addicts or going back to the Amish culture.
Amish people believe in the almighty oldeysckooley god. to honour him they live like people did during the 17th century. however they have a crazy period called "Rumspringa" at an age of 16 they have had enough of the old ways and go out and explore the world, they mostly end up as drug-addicts or going back to the Amish culture.
Matt: hey did you see that junkie back there?
David: yes I did, he was most likely an Amish Person.
Matt: crazy Amish People
David: yes I did, he was most likely an Amish Person.
Matt: crazy Amish People
by prepare for the avenger March 4, 2009
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