Assisted Suicide

Code phrase for a murder that was staged to look like a suicide.

Person 1:
How did the victim die?

Person 2:
Likely assisted suicide. It was set up to look like the person shot themselves in the left temple, however they are right handed.

by JacoPirate February 14, 2010

Jokic Assist

When you make the simplest pass ever but the player you passed it to makes a tough shot giving you the assist.

Jokic Assist: When a player makes a simple pass but gets all the credit for an “assist”

Jokic hands it off to Murray... Murray fadeaway three... BANG... what an assist by Jokic

by pdc3 March 19, 2021

Stool Assistant

One who assist's in helping you at sit down at a table.

Bill, you better stay the fuck away from that gay bar. There is a guy in there that wanted to push my stool in.

by JLOH December 15, 2004

recreational assistant

Your household drug merchant.

"My recreational assistant just got some good shit from his mexican cousin, yo!"

by mrs. sippy February 14, 2004

Lagoon Assistance

To receive assistance while entering or exiting from a lagoon.

As I entered the lagoon, I received some assistance.(lagoon assistance)

by Salt Lands Admirer July 5, 2006

Assistant Janitor

The hitting of the absolute bottom of life. You can go no lower than this. This word is the absolute embodiment of being a complete loser in life and 99.9% sure your not going to being able to amount to anything in life. If you are a Assistant Janitor, you are a worthless meat sack and you should have never existed. But if you are one, you should take pride in it,it is the only thing you can take pride in. So, Assistant Janitors of the world. Stand up, and wear this as a badge of honor, because its not easy to be an Assistant Janitor. Eh, actually its pretty easy.

Man 1: "Dude, you are 69 years old and you've never had a job,you have had an unhonorable discharge from the U.S. Military,you were kicked out of your own birthday 20 years in a row, evicted from your cardboard box,you've had 16 interventions on your sticker addiction, and you have the most viewed fail on YouTube. Dude, you're an Assistant Janitor."

Assistant Janitor: "You're darn skippy, and I'm proud of it."

by Kane Chitty July 10, 2014

strap assist

When a strap, such as a purse or seatbelt, seperates and accentuates female breasts.

Ex: Did you see the strap assist on her.
Ex2: Look at her! Thank you strap assist.

by B. Pervster October 28, 2013