blicky got the stiffy

for a bitch who just got the fuckin stiffy

have you heard? blicky got the stiffy ,6IX9INE

by BLICKING6IX9INE January 4, 2018

Tiffy Makes Me Stiffy

when Tiffany makes your dick hard

Person 1 : TIFFY MAKES ME STIFFY HUH
Person 2: ikr she is so hot

by ItsPromo December 6, 2018

100 percent stiffy juice

The act of Jacking off and blowing your load into someones sunscreen after the said act you say here is 100 percent stiffy juice

Man I pissed off people after I blew a hot steamy load of 100 percent stiffy juice into some sunscreen

by FoxGuardJ October 23, 2019

blicky got the stiffy auh

a fUKiN wOrd iN a sTUpiD aSS sOnG sung by 6ix 9ine just please kill you self if you like his music

Guy 1- hey listen to this Blicky got the stiffy auh

Guy 2- NO NOT NOW *shoots guy 1 in the back of the head* NO 6ix9ine ANYMORE

by A cool egg March 13, 2018

stiffy danger

in danger of getting a boner

i was sitting with a girl that i had no attraction to. but she took off her shirt, and bam. stiffy danger

by samiluna312 October 20, 2013

stiffy-squat

The exceedingly uncomfortable and inconvenient bent-far-forward position that you are forced to assume when sitting on the toilet and trying to urinate, but you have a "stubborn" boner that refuses to "relax", and so you have to awkwardly lean way over with your head down between your knees in order to rotate your abdomen far enough to get the tip of Mr. Happy down into the bowl.

It's a good idea to take a good long whiz **before** "getting it on hot 'n' heavy" with a luscious chick --- especially if you also take a Viagra/Cialis pill prior to said bouncy-bouncy --- to avoid any unexpected stiffy-squats.

by QuacksO April 16, 2019

Piss Stiffy

Getting an erection due to having to take a piss.

Similar to Morning Wood, except it happens while you're awake.

Ashley: Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Cam: Neither; it's a piss stiffy.

by Camshot4 June 8, 2016