A nerd (especially one into sci-fi shows and science) who is always horny and regularly masturbates.
Emma: "Why isn't Bobby replying?"
Lili: "He's probably revising or wanking!"
*some time later*
Bobby: "Both :)"
Lili: "You're such a sex goblin"
Lili: "He's probably revising or wanking!"
*some time later*
Bobby: "Both :)"
Lili: "You're such a sex goblin"
by Mr. Bob Ross December 16, 2021
by Old Milwaukee April 05, 2018
by The King’s of the North May 10, 2019
A rare-subspecies of the Goblin genus who focus solely on acquiring clout or notoriety, instead of the typical goblin resources like gold or jewels. Unlike standard goblins, Clout Goblins have the ability to seamlessly assimilate into modern society and prey upon those with a surplus of clout. A Clout Goblin will continue to move throughout various scenes and social groups once clout levels have been depleted or once they've have been discovered by the host or the host's microcosm.
Person 1. Heyyy! Let's hang out later! We can take pictures with each other in your new Range Rover and post them on Insta.
Person 2: No. Because you're a Clout Goblin.
Person 1: *Hisses and turns into a pile of potash*
Person 2: No. Because you're a Clout Goblin.
Person 1: *Hisses and turns into a pile of potash*
by 🐺 August 18, 2021
noun; a small (or medium if you like)gremlin-like creature who lives in your ass and comes out every half moon to eat crackers, sometimes watching tv and hogging the remote.
"has anyone seen my ass goblin? he's been missing for an hour" at which point, upon retrieval, said goblin returns to his happy ass-home.
by boone n' friendz August 22, 2003
by funnyguy1000 March 09, 2011
Young goblin is a person refered to ones youngest best friend
Young goblin is some one who’s best friend is the ace boon coon
Young goblin is a ride or die
Young goblin is some one who’s best friend is the ace boon coon
Young goblin is a ride or die
by Cbcraig December 08, 2017