cut the truffle

While during the act of farting, a little nugget of poop accidentally escapes. Similar to cut the cheese but with an unwanted surprise.

"What's wrong? Why are you- OMG! Did you cut the cheese?"

"Nah man, I cut the truffle."

"Ugh! You so nasty!"

by thelonefoodie July 7, 2016

Truffle dogging

The act of burring your nose in someone’s bum hole and vigorously searching around for what you seek, just like a truffle dog or pig searches for truffles in the dirt

Hey girl, are you into truffle dogging?
Took this chick home last night and truffle dogged her to sleep.

by Anonymous dogger January 20, 2020

taint truffles

The little bits of shit that get caught up in your taint hairs.

I went down on a woman and while eating her out I felt like a pig rooting out her taint truffles.

by Imafunny August 1, 2017

doody truffle

The act of replacing a truffle with a a piece of poop

Look jimmy he's eating a doody truffle

by redneck101 November 25, 2013

Truffle Buffer

The act of cleaning your asshole so that it does not smell when your mate is performing oral sex.

I will never go out with Linda again. She is not known for truffle buffering.

by MKUFAMS1099 November 7, 2015

Truffle Butter

A mix of semen and poop

Oh yea spread that Truffle Butter all over me

by SmallDickDoofus August 19, 2017

truffle butter

It's made with all-natural sweet cream butter, real black truffle pieces and real black truffle juice with a touch of black truffle oil and soy sauce for seasoning and depth of flavor. In other words, it's FOOD! Dumbasses.

Talkin Filet's with the Truffle Butter.

by Ms. 25/8 November 6, 2015