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Shandi

A Shandi is a small mythical creature that is also known as a Homosapien, they can often be found snuggling small animals or even wallowing in self pity. They are very sophisticated and enjoy alone time more than anything. They are socially awkward so it will take time to get to know them. Much like a mouse they are small, but also very brave and mighty. Don’t let their smallness intimidate you. Their favourite activities include the following: sleeping, crying, arson and collecting treasure they can bring back to the little hole in the ground.
Person1: woah, what was that thing moving around in the bush?

Person2: oh, that’s a Shandi. They are hermits don’t worry
by Woodland wizards June 25, 2021
mugGet the Shandimug.

Shandy

Ngl she is the most beautiful woman on the whoooole planet.
Sometimes she's anxious about stupid situations but this girl has the kindest heart.
If you have any problem sis, Shandy will help you out. No matter what, she's gonna be there.
- Omg I wish I could be Shandy!
- Ikr! She's the hottest!!
by sziashandy November 21, 2021
mugGet the Shandymug.

Shandy

G5 player, swinging past your knees. scarborough babes are all dolled up hoping to see a shandy.
oh my god, this cunt is a full shandy.
his teeth are immaculate! He has a massive sword and is the 6th best painter I know. can’t wait to sleep with him from every woman in the house
by karrinyup kat March 18, 2022
mugGet the Shandymug.

shandy

“id shandy him”
“same hes hot
by iwouldshandythepeteacher December 15, 2022
mugGet the shandymug.

shandis

a south african slang tern for shit
"eish man my ex looked like shandis"
by anonymous May 16, 2022
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slam shandy

Extraordinarily violent and british masturbation.
“Oi mate, I handied me-self a slam shandy and popped off me bloody nicker! There’s bloody blood everywhere!”
by Walroose September 19, 2021
mugGet the slam shandymug.

Shandy Crush

The term used for those long bathroom breaks at work. Going for a shit and playing Candy Crush.
Dude what took you so long?
I had a massive Shandy Crush session.
by Ross1lung December 5, 2013
mugGet the Shandy Crushmug.

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