A normal dictionary

A type of book that you can buy to learn normal words and is mainly used by posh people

Posh person: I shall use the dictionary to look up ‘ass’

Me: just use urban dictionary dude like that’s all you need

A normal dictionary is a great way of being a absolute smart ass

by Yahyote64 October 15, 2018

Normalizing Thesaurus

Corporate Media resource to describe donald trump's treasonous actions with bland terms

The New York Times reported on donald trump's speech at Mt. Rushmore as "ominous," which is a word journalists found in their Normalizing Thesaurus. "ugh, those fucking guys" Carl exclaimed after reading his morning paper

by Uncle Joosie July 6, 2020

Normal bedtime

Normal Bedtime: A rare and dying occurrence as one is not overtired for the coming school day. As self control is a rare occurrence in a teenager this breed of people capable of getting a good night's sleep is quickly dying.

Normal Bedtime
Person #1: Hey dude! I went to bed at 10 pm yesterday, it felt amazing!
Person #2: Oh sorry I didn't know you have no social life. *walks away awkwardly*

by thechosenone234 April 1, 2020

normal words

Something you'll regret looking up on Urban Dictionary

"I'm gonna look up the definition of hot pocket as a joke and now --- jesus christ, Normal words arent even normal."

by TheGoodWisdom April 1, 2017

normal pills

the thing made Ben 10 turn into a greasy drug dealer and hopeless in life with his obsessive stans

don't use normal pills otherwise you'd be that Dream guy or his stans

by renathesussybaka August 11, 2021

Extremely Normal

A cult like body of people aware of the excessive changes that have taken place in recent times contributing to the "new normal" which is apparently extreme. Extremely normal followers are not scared of change and, in fact, embrace it

I can't belive all that crazy stuff has happened to you - it must be the new normal - Extremely normal

by Lurchie April 1, 2009

Normal Person

Someone that doesn’t go on fricking Urban Dictionary to look up definitions. I believe a dude named Mariam or something wrote a book on that.

A normal person would use the google definition for the word and be done at that.

by NoCookies March 19, 2022