Fig boo

The person who has no means to be anything but a selfish, disgusting suck-all, and who hits up your friends for help. It's like all the 90's gross boys rolled up into one.

You thought you had me at 'hello,' - I don't mess with gross fig boo boys, boi.

by Shejess December 28, 2021

fig slip

when your dick falls out of your underwear unintentionally.

i was taking a video of my cat in the shower, and almost showed my johnson, close fig slip.

i was sleeping on the sofa on a hot day in only my trunks, had a total fig slip.

by Tethax August 5, 2014

Fig-Office

Fig office lots of differed people in different places coming together to create something random. If you don't know how to answer a question you can answer with "fig-office".

Omg did you hear about fig-office.
What is the weather? It's fig-office.

by Dr. Mushed May 27, 2018

Figs Fade

A street nigga haircut. A 2 on top low bald fade with the line up

You should get the Figs Fade

by Bodega Boy October 31, 2018

Fig Wasp

A man with a ludicrously large, and ridiculously oversized penis.

Man o man!! Have you ever made love to Jimmy! I had no idea he was such a Fig Wasp!

by Sealdewheel June 5, 2021

FIG-JAM

"Fuck im good, just ask me" a cocky head teacher phrase

e.g. "we do know that Nigel Griffiths was so arrogant that by 2016 he was using the term FIG-JAM to describe himself to people"

by JohnJeffSmith November 7, 2020

Dirty Fig

General term for a venereal disease

I think that lot lizard gave me the dirty fig.

by Rock VB April 24, 2020