buddha surprise

When wearing a long shirt, such as a sweatshirt, pull the boat out of the basement. The lift up your shirt to expose the goods and your Buddha belly.

When I walked in, she was laying on the bed looking hot so I gave her the Buddha surprise and told her to come get it.

by JOEnobody March 31, 2008

BUDDHA

Buddha is a guy who treats his woman right and will make sure she is alright he is caring, smart, and might love too much but he also has a bad temper and may be a little of a big cry baby but also has a big d!ck

Selena: Buddha is a cry baby but do you see that thing in his pants

by Niyah sims May 8, 2024

Thirsty Buddha

When you’re soooo thirsty for a good anal after a drink

Geneviève : ahh I’m so thirsty for James
Anne- claire : you’re such a TB
Geneviève: I know such a thirsty Buddha

by Only your truthful hoe gen October 30, 2019

Buddha

Other word for cock
Often used in combination with "convert to..." which then has the meaning of sucking cock.

I can show you my little buddha.
Let me show you how to convert to buddhism.

by Schrulius January 21, 2019

buddha burps

burps that smell like weed after you smoke weed
smoking weed or taking large hits while eating causes more, larger buddha burps

"the teacher caught me high after lunch cause i was buddha burping all 4th period"
"i took such a big hit i have the buddha burps"

by 12 year old girl scout February 10, 2014

MC BUDDHA

NOUN: A RAPPER WHO GETS SOBER AND STARTS RAPPING ABOUT RECOVERY.

Since he quit using he has become an MC BUDDHA and only spits rhymes about recovery.

by Gordy W. April 28, 2025

Buddha Ears

Unattached earlobes that are more prominent when head is shaved.

Don’t shave your head, Steve! You’ll have Buddha Ears!

by 94Lex January 19, 2020