Shooting Yolks

To ejaculate

Damn, that ass was phat! I was shooting yolks in 5 minutes!

by whale358 August 9, 2023

yolk scrotum

When you deep water poach an egg and the resulting cooked article looks like a wrinkled scrotum with a golden testicle.

Particularly relevant if you cook a double-yolker and you can see both golden balls in the dangle.

I'm poaching some eggs, how many yolk scrotums do you want?

by GrassFedHuman January 9, 2025

the yolk-o ono

The act of cracking an egg in bed and smearing the yolk across the pillow, followed by soiling one self as a sexual act.

This act is described briefly in the graphic novel 'Familiar Face' by Canadian comic book artist Michael DeForge

She did the yolk-o ono in an act of unbridled arousal. He wretched in disgust.

by Omelee June 19, 2023

Yolking

The act of making an elaborate joke,

Bro I really did fuck your mom I was yolking before.

by pp McGoongie June 30, 2022

Egg Yolks

A man’s testes; balls

Co-worker 1
What happened to Kevin?

Co-worker 2: Oh! I accidentally broke his egg yolks last night and today he needs them iced all day.

by Mrs Mrs Mrs May 1, 2021

egg yolk spill

the beautiful runny action that happens when you cut an egg yolk in half

That egg yolk spill looks like the abscess I drained for my patient last week

by sdfsdfsdfsdfsdfasldfj3 September 15, 2018

Yolk

Someone who pretends they know what there talkin about but they rlly don’t got a damn clue

“Jon’s bein a yolker” he’s fkn yolk

by Doozer May 28, 2024