Yo-Yoing

When you sit on a toilet and your balls hang so low that they hit the cold water and shrink back up. As they rise they warm backup and drop back down into the cold water causing them to shrink back up again.

my balls hang so low I can't take a shit without yo-yoing.

by long balls bill July 27, 2018

a cotton picking yo yo

A cotton picking yo yo is a person eats lunchable pizzas and eats carrot cake on the reg

Look there in the bushes it’s a cotton picking yo yo

by Lilbuscut May 20, 2018

yo-yo girl

A girl that keeps returning for the D.

Your girl is leaving.
Don’t worry she’s a yo-yo girl she’ll be back for this D.

by UrbanSnow May 26, 2018

Yo-yo

When you let a nice fucking turd roll out your asshole about halfway and then proceeding to suck it back in

"I was really having fun by myself last night, I was occupying myself by yo-yoing major"

by Urmom6942096 July 26, 2019

yo yo

cool way to say hey

Friend - hiii
Cool Friend - yo yo

by Christina Medley April 10, 2019

Yo yo-ing your nipples

When you are having sex-or whenever really, you grab your nipple and pinch real hard, and start moving your hand fast like you are flinging a yo yo.

So out of nowhere you decided to jump on the table and start yo yo-ing your nipples?!

by It.that.dumb.bitch.again February 28, 2019

yo-yo

useless idiot, any fucktard too stupid to be allowed to breed.

See "Social Justice Warrior".

Sam: You hear what Dave did today?

Tom: Yeah, he skipped work then went for coffee right across the street from the office.

Sam: yeah, that fucking yo-yo's lucky he didn't lose his job.

by Del Rambo May 4, 2019