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YO MAMA

IT WAS SAID IN mtv THE 21ST OF JULY 2004. IT MEANS I FUCKED YOUR MOM
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by FEDERICO October 2, 2004
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yo mama

by Anonymous September 1, 2003
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yo mama

some pussy yankee joke that aye even funny, and they too coward to say yo dada, cause they know you beat the shit out of em if they did.
yo mama,
yes i'm his mom your takin about and I'll beat the shit out you.
by paul hinton May 22, 2006
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Yo`Mama

Often used as an insult to someones mum by immature fucking LOSERS with no life and want to get punched by me and my MAMA I WILL HURT YOU SO BAAAAAAAAAADDD if you say that one more time.
Always calm and meaningful.
Yo`Mama is so ugly even hello kitty said goodbye
by Yo`Mama February 23, 2014
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yo mama male

A "yo mama male" is defined as a male who generally gamers. They are independent of the social-sexual hierarchy. sigma, alpha, zeta, he is above all of these. he has ascended above the social norms of society. this is hard to tell though, as he only responds in "yo mama" jokes. he is like the joker, not caring about the struggles of the world around him. he is his own man, a dominator of sigma males. they cower in fear at the sight of a yo mama male. every male can sense when a yo mama male is in the area. they are extremely rare, less than 1% of the population of males are yo mama males. if you encounter a yo mama male, an epic yo mama rap battle will ensue (like friday night funkin). or a joke competition.
BOB: "Why is sigma male name quaking in fear?"

JIM: "A yo mama male just passed us dude."
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Yo Mama Reflex

To use Yo Mama jokes without any intention to and without any thought process.
Jenny: Oh my god. There's a dog on fire outside!
Harold: Yo Mama on fire outside!
Jenny: Where?!
Kenny: Relax Jenny. That's only his Yo Mama Reflex.
Harold: That's only yo mama's Yo Mama Reflex!
by Swid January 12, 2006
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Yo mama jokes

Yo mama's so fat that the National Weather Service names all of her farts.
Yo mama's so fat that when she ran out into the street and I tried swerving around her, I ran out of gas!
Yo mama's so old she has an autographed Bible.
Yo mama's so stupid she sold her car for gas money.
Yo mama's so ugly, we call Henry Ford our savior for inventing a way to escape her.
Yo mama's so fat that when God said "Let there be light", he told her to get the fuck out of the way!
Yo mama's so stupid that she yelled into an envelope to send a voicemail.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she looked out the window, she got arrested for mooning!
Yo mama's so fat, when she walks past the TV, you miss 3 episodes of the show!
My favorite one: Yo mama's so fat, when Dracula sucked her blood, he got Diabetes!

That's just a TEENY bit of all the Yo Mama Jokes I know.
by GroominGabe February 24, 2015
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