your mom

The largest astronomical object discovered in the observable universe.

- Hey, what's that giant dot in the sky? It looks huge, what the hell!?
- Your mom, bro.

by mars88_defines_i_guess December 3, 2021

Your mom

What you say when someone asks you what you're doing

Jeff:"hey, what you doing this weekend?"

Tim:"your mom!!!"

by Happykitty2012:3 June 11, 2016

Your mom

The only come-back you'll ever need

Bully:your gay
You:no your mom

Bully:"dies"

by ass eater 420 February 27, 2020

Your Mom

THE ONLY TRUE COME BACK!!!
it is also a dead meme fighting to survive.

Jimmie: hey Chad what did you do last night?
Chad: Your Mom

by really real real stuff September 5, 2018

Your mom

Fat

"your mom fat"
"no bully"

by grandma lily March 23, 2020

Your mom

The person I'd love to fuck every night.

"I want to fuck your mom"
"I fucked your mom"
"I fucked shit out of your mom"

by xxxx_is_al1v3 January 3, 2022

your mom

The most common comeback ever in history.

Person 1 : What is your favorite color?

Person 2 : Your mom is my favorite color. ;)

by Xianrouismama May 19, 2021