yolked

the action of gaining some you hate trust and putting shelled, whole, hard-boiled eggs hidden all around their house in the hope that they will spoil and make the house smell ransid. Then gaslighting them into thinking the smell is all in their head and prompting kicking out the friend group.

yo did you guys hear that corrines house was yolked last night?

by corrine hate club February 5, 2022

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Got my fuckin eggs yolked dude

When you're a dumb stoner and it takes you forever to process anything

"Kyle told me a joke and it took me like a minute to get, got my fuckin eggs yolked dude."

by Pheeblesweeebles December 10, 2020

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Yolking

Instead of saying "I'm joking" one says "I'm yolking". Egg pun.

"I love ___." "What bro? That's weird." "I'm yolking, chill"

by Super Krazy May 1, 2025

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unequally yolked traveling

The phenomenon of traveling with someone who does not match your travel speed, efficiency, or manner, causing an imbalanced travel dynamic.

While we were good friends on a day to day basis, I found we were unequally yolked traveling, as our different approaches to daily sightseeing often left me frustrated and out of sync.”

by TravelingTexan July 27, 2024

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