An orgy game. To play; you invite 4 or more people over to be the spaghetti and then you invite a large hairy man as the guest of honor to be the yeti and then you all fuck.
by Barbies-drunk November 12, 2017
A cold, snowy, yet, gorgeous ski town, filled with snobbish rich people who walk in front of your car like the mindless yuppy yetis that they are.
I can't wait to escape this Yeti Farm & live in the sunshine... I will still visit to ski, but it will be nice to not have to shovel zillions of pounds of snow just so I can drive amongst the yetis.
by LydsFromCO April 20, 2020
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A yard yeti is a child usually between the ages of 12 and 17 years that awoke from adolescent hibernation early and hasn't quite reached full human development. They aren't self controlled enough to be turned loose on the general public but they already know everything, just ask them. They're unpredictable in regard to behavior and most frequently show signs of deafness even when yelled at. They generally use only grunts and snipes but can be clearly understood with calls such as "I'm bored" and "I'm hungry". The male of this species is known to eat everything in sight! And the female attracts others of their species that are just as obnoxious. Topping a 10' high electric fence with razor wire sometimes helps keep the males at bay, but they are sneaky little devils.
by Grumpy Grandpa August 21, 2014
A girl who has nice looking pictures of herself on the internet, but it extremely ugly in real life.
Roald: I first met Alice on myspace and she looked pretty hot. But when I met her in person she was a real gross!! What gives.
Roald's friend Artem: You've been fooled by a net yeti.
Roald: Let's shoot her.
Roald's friend Artem: You've been fooled by a net yeti.
Roald: Let's shoot her.
by JohnFitzgibbonsIII July 07, 2006
A large, hairy, and white male who possesses an almost snow-like complexion and has an unquenchable thirst for thievery. Commonly dwells in the more temperate southern regions of the world and is a relative of the northeastern yetty.
by That Nick Guy April 24, 2006
A creature who sexually preys on his/her friends during periods of birthday celebration. The beast feeds off the insobriety of the birthday goers and lures them back to its velvet lined den where it performs a gruesome yet mesmorising dance which selectively paralyses all but the intromittent organs of the individual. The Sex Yeti wields no physical weapons but uses more deceptive methods of persuasion; luring pheromones and the deception of physical arrousal.
1) "Oh no here comes the Sex Yeti! Quick everyone hide the women and children, get the dogs and pitch forks and cut off your genitals!!!"
by Ebobs May 12, 2010