Tundra Wookies

Women from cold areas, usually around interior Alaska, who don't take care of themselves; they don't shave, eat right, or have any health conscience.

These tundra wookies make me want to puke sometimes

by proudlolita May 23, 2007

New Zealand Whoopie Cushion

When a woman is having sex with three men at the same time and all holes are being occupied, and a fourth man would like in on the action. Since all holes are occupied, the man sits on the woman's stomache like a whoopie cushion and pops out all three penises, thus getting the woman to himself and ultimately excuting the New Zealand Whoopie Cushion.

I walk in my house to find my girlfriend having sex with three men, but instead of fetching a steak knife, I use my common sense and simply sit on my girlfriend's stomache, ejecting all three penises and getting my girlfriend back. The three men are then so amazed by my execution of the New Zealand Whoopie Cushion that they applaud me and leave.

by Flynny500 June 2, 2011

Wookiee

1. Fur-covered beings native to the world of Kashyyyk. Made famous by the mighty Chewbacca.

2. The correct spelling of wookie.

It's not wise to upset a Wookiee.

by Ozzel October 1, 2004

the whoopin' stick

Something you use (figuratively) when kicking someone's ass.

Captain Insano (WWF): "All I can tell you is this, Jimmy. Next week at the arena I'm gonna bust out the whoopin' stick on Triple H and knock him into the next century, and that's a promise!"
Mrs. Insano: "More like the whoopin' twig, little man."

by Nick D May 24, 2004

Wheeling Whoopie Cushion

A male firmly places his mouth over his partners vagina forming a seal, he then blows, forcing air into the vaginal cavity and proceeds to have anal sex with his partner doggie style causing her to queef sporadically. queef doggy style anal sex

Ben likes to do the Wheeling Whoopie Cushion while hogging.

by patrolmangrier June 30, 2008

good old fashioned country ass whooping

To beat someone's ass so severely that without even fighting as hard as you can, there is no doubt that your opponent is severely outclassed. This term is most appropriate when administered by someone who is from a rural area, especially when it's given to a nancy pants city boy.

Bo & Luke found the man from Atlanta who groped Daisy and gave him a good old fashioned country ass whooping.

In the state championship football game, East Podunk HS gave City Boy HS a good old fashioned country ass whooping. The score was 63-0. After the first quarter. Then East Podunk put in their first string.

by I love Liepaja November 10, 2010

woodie

An erection.

Look at that donkey over there. His woodie is quite magnificent.

by Bungalow Bill February 16, 2002