wool poo

1. Evil version of Whinny The Pooh that helps the kkk, drowns black kids, bombs churches, and is made of water. See The Watson Go To Birmingham 1963.
2. Southern Pronunciation of the Wurl Pool.

1. Stay away from the wool poo
2. Stay away from the wurl pool

by The E Man11231 April 9, 2017

Wank Wool Glove

A Woolen Wank Glove is a knitted accessory used to wank with........

If used too much however the Woolen Wank Glove may become bobbled and itchy (and at this point ask your partner to get their 'de-bobbler' out from under the stairs)

If your outside in the cold and the moment arises, use your Wank Wool Glove and bosh away.

by rallly ali January 26, 2011

Berry Wool

The wooly hair around the anus that is susceptible to dingleberries.

Her berry wool was riddled with knots.

She reached around to her anus in the shower and started plucking the dingleberries from her berry wool.

by Eaton Holgoode November 28, 2018

Shoddy wool

A scruffy person with an afro

Dave: Simon is shoddy wool isn't he?

Bob: yes

by Ashton230907 February 26, 2020

A Wooleyhead

A bitch fit of monumental proportions. Often associated with sexually frustrated millennial types engineer type buckrakers who fail to take responsibility for their actions and behaviours.

‘Dude, you’re being a Wooleyhead’, said Simon, as David threw a tantrum and threw his favourite spanner across the shed.

by Geoff knows August 8, 2020

Silver Wool

Silver Wool is an old fashioned term to describe an old woman’s pubic, vaginal hair. The hair located around an old woman’s vagina is considered to be “Silver Wool” as it is also similar to a fibre like yarn used as fabric involved with sowing.

When you hear someone talking about their grand mothers Silver Wool, you will know what they mean 😏. Here is an example of someone talking about Silver Wool: Oh Johnny, your grand mother has very lovely Silver Wool that I would so love to stroke!

by RETRO - STRINGS January 26, 2022

woolong

(Original meaning: the currency in the anime cowboy bebop.)
Can also be used to describe a big dick, similar to schlong balls.

“Who up that got a woolong?”

by nihilisticcriminal April 8, 2021