coin wanking

the act of jangling change held in a suit trouser pocket, usually performed by male office workers whilst stood chatting to colleagues

to stand near someone, chatting to them, but simultaneously coin wanking by caressing and fondling the change in your pocket

by buzzub January 30, 2009

tri-winning

awesomeness that transcends beyond even Charlie Sheen's level.

Guy 1: "Charlie Sheen may be bi-winning, but I'm tri-winning!"
Guy 2: "What did you do?"
Guy 1: "I raced a dozen cop cars and won!"
Guy 2: "Thuggin'!"

by Da Sperminator June 18, 2011

Winding You Up

Teasing someone or making fun of them.

It's not true he's just winding you up.

by L.L.Maheswari February 14, 2008

Are ye winning son?

yes, papa, I am :D

are ye winning son?yes, father, I am winning, I am playing Minecraft so I am obviously winning thanks for checking on me even if you don't understand those words really encouraged me now I am gonna win, Father I died the creepers killed me :(, father I am playing overwatch wish me luck, father I died, father, I bought something using your credit card I hope that is ok with you

by AreYeWinningSon? July 25, 2020

wanking chariot

The bed of a teenager, usually raised several inched off the floor by used kleenex.

c 'ya lads, Im off to my wanking chariot to go and knock one out.

by Codiak July 31, 2003

Winning

what CHARLIE SHEEN is

“I'm Not Bipolar, But Bi-Winning”

"Well, I mean, first of all come Wednesday morning they’re gonna rename it Charlie Bros. and not Warner Bros. Duh, winning! It’s, like, guys, IMDB right there, 62 movies and a ton of success. I mean, c’mon bro, I won best picture at 20. I wasn’t even trying. I wasn’t even warm."

""I have cleansed myself. I closed my eyes and in a nanosecond, I cured myself... It's the work of sissies. The only thing I'm addicted to is winning. "

“Winning, anyone? Rhymes with winning. Anyone? Yeah, that would be us. Sorry, man, didn’t make the rules. Oops!”

“I’m so tired of pretending my life isn’t perfect and bitching and just winning every second and I’m not perfect and bitchin’.”

“Oh wait, can’t process it. Losers. Winning. Buh bye.”

by kboogie77 March 15, 2011

Wirking

When you are supposedly working, but in actuality you are shirking.

Ace spent his afternoon "wirking", with his toes in the sand and sunshine on his shoulders.

by yousureboutdat April 25, 2013