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WilSoN

An acronym for “wildcard sonic neptunic”.

WilSoNs like to do sports and parkour. They are also super random, hence “wildcard”. You never know what they’ll do next. They’re punk-ish and you can tell that they’re super neptunic.

Usually a neptunic partner to an OWEN.
You are the OWEN to my WilSoN.

Dav is my WilSoN.

We went to the skatepark to look for WilSoNs.
by Cranjis McBasketball. May 7, 2023
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Wilson

The worst footballer of all time. This yellow headed freak is quite possibly the worst football player to touch a ball.
Man 1 : yooooo scallywag that dude cathal furlong is super wilson!
Man 2 : YEAH BRUH LMAO HES SUCH A WILSON!!!!
Man 1 : Yo let’s go beat him up because of how much of a wilson he is.
Man 2 : Okay.
Man 1 : Gg.
Man 2 : Gg.
by ssoott May 10, 2023
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Wilson

A "wilson" is a proper gentleman who prefers books rather than sex. People think he's gay because he doesn't care about woman but maybe he just doesn't like anything.
When someone is completely aromantic, they can be called a "wilson"
by GargoyleStalker November 21, 2023
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Wilson

A person who has never won a fantasy football championship and never will!
This is my year!”
“Bro your a Wilson you never win”
by Schlick Cognitto July 19, 2025
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wilson type

wow shes a real wilson type
by seamenlover69 March 20, 2016
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Wilson Liang

1.
(adj)
Literal Perfection

2.
(noun)
YOTTA CHAD

3.
(verb)
To accomplish a number great things with utter precision and dominance
GIGA CHAD: See dat flawless being over there? He is blinding everyone with his beautifulness to a point that they are evaporating.

GOD: Oh, that's Wilson Liang. I owe him money.
by WombocomboLunatic September 27, 2022
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Wilson booty

/ˈwɪlsən ˈbo͞odē/

Wil•son boo•ty

(Noun)

Def.: A booty that is shaped like the Wilson 'W' logo
Damn, shawty got a Wilson booty
by TheTallestPsychonaut June 21, 2021
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