WilSoN 

An acronym for “wildcard sonic neptunic”.

WilSoNs like to do sports and parkour. They are also super random, hence “wildcard”. You never know what they’ll do next. They’re punk-ish and you can tell that they’re super neptunic.

Usually a neptunic partner to an OWEN.

You are the OWEN to my WilSoN.

Dav is my WilSoN.

We went to the skatepark to look for WilSoNs.

WilSoN by Cranjis McBasketball. May 7, 2023

Wilson 

The worst footballer of all time. This yellow headed freak is quite possibly the worst football player to touch a ball.

Man 1 : yooooo scallywag that dude cathal furlong is super wilson!
Man 2 : YEAH BRUH LMAO HES SUCH A WILSON!!!!
Man 1 : Yo let’s go beat him up because of how much of a wilson he is.
Man 2 : Okay.
Man 1 : Gg.
Man 2 : Gg.

Wilson by ssoott May 10, 2023

Wilson 

A "wilson" is a proper gentleman who prefers books rather than sex. People think he's gay because he doesn't care about woman but maybe he just doesn't like anything.

When someone is completely aromantic, they can be called a "wilson"

Wilson by GargoyleStalker November 21, 2023

Wilson 

A person who has never won a fantasy football championship and never will!

“This is my year!”
“Bro your a Wilson you never win”

Wilson by Schlick Cognitto July 19, 2025

wilson type 

a fat chick

wow shes a real wilson type

wilson type by seamenlover69 March 20, 2016

Wilson Liang

1.
(adj)
Literal Perfection

2.
(noun)
YOTTA CHAD

3.
(verb)
To accomplish a number great things with utter precision and dominance

GIGA CHAD: See dat flawless being over there? He is blinding everyone with his beautifulness to a point that they are evaporating.

GOD: Oh, that's Wilson Liang. I owe him money.

Wilson Liang by WombocomboLunatic September 27, 2022

Wilson booty 

/ˈwɪlsən ˈbo͞odē/

Wil•son boo•ty

(Noun)

Def.: A booty that is shaped like the Wilson 'W' logo

Damn, shawty got a Wilson booty

Wilson booty by TheTallestPsychonaut June 21, 2021