A person who is a complete failure at life. Someone who just can't seem to find his butt, even if he is using both his hands.
by EJ'sdaughter October 3, 2015

The best man. Call him chef mommy knee when he make you some food like splash get her and ted pause; like the Pizza Hut culture says, Bee pussy memes. Also the sexiest guy ever, girls swoon for his black and yellow turtleneck sweater.
by Winkitywonk December 13, 2016

by SpaceCow April 20, 2021

by Balizzle January 3, 2008

And irritating ass bitch that derserves no love and should die alone. He’s he’s most likely a nappy headed bitch and claims he is half black but is actually full white. Benson is mean and disrespectful to his favorite friend Lola. He does not appreciate her and that is why Lola ends up murdering him.
“Fuck Benson”
by Lola Morton December 7, 2021

Person 1: "I don't want to do that!"
Person 2: "SHUT THE FUCK UP BEFORE I WILL BENSON YOU"
Person 1: "What the hell does that mean"
Person 2: "DO IT OR YOUR FIRED!!"
Person 1: "Kys nigga"
Person 2: "SHUT THE FUCK UP BEFORE I WILL BENSON YOU"
Person 1: "What the hell does that mean"
Person 2: "DO IT OR YOUR FIRED!!"
Person 1: "Kys nigga"
by bensontheparkmanager July 18, 2025
