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Wilk

When you have water immediately after milk of any kind and do not wash the cup. Also known as milkwater or mater.
"I love wilk"
"What is wilk"
"Its water-milk"
"Oh"
by Sub 2 Gourmandisbest on yt March 21, 2025
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Wilk

Wine and milk mixed together. The lactosed combo can be really tasty with the fatty umami flavor from the milk, and the wine provides the unpredictable fun from the alcohol. The milk can be substituted for oat milk, in which case the name of the drink becomes"Oat Wilk".
I've never made Wilk, or Oat Wilk, before. I need to now because it is a brilliant idea and will taste amazing and the milk will definitely not curdle and get a weird texture when the drinks are mixed(never made this cocktail before)
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Edit: Update:oakmilk is a no-go.🤢
Update2: NEVER. EVER. make wilk, or oat wilk. Especially dairy-based wilk*throws up in mouth a little*
by Colinivorous June 3, 2024
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The Wilking Methode

So this Techniek is a very dangerous methode!
What you have to do put a glass next to your anus
then bend over on it just before going in your anus
You gonna jerk off

and the methode is that is very dangerous because

you could fall while jerking off and then the glass break in your anus
SO ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS NOT FALL
But Methode is amazing SO DONT FALL
And Enjoy The Methode!
I am using The Wilking Methode with a glass jar!
by Miles_pogboy June 7, 2024
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Wilk

A mixture of Wine and Milk.
Sometimes made with Condensed Milk, where it's named Condensed Wilk
"Man, let's get fucked up on Wilk."

"Condensed Wilk is the best alcohol I've ever had"
by TheAdrenaliN July 19, 2024
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Wilk

A racial term against milk not resembling the color white
Honey, stay away from that! It’s a wilk!!!
by Wilk hater April 12, 2024
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Steve wilks once more updated

A fucking booty ass coach for the bloody Carolina Panthers who's ass cannot hold down a single fuckin job because of his poor ass predictability this wanker most likely uses all the Madden rookie mode plays to coach American football to adults. It's baffling ti know that people keep giving him a bloody job and think he's a good coach he once became the head coach of the fucking aricoma cardbirdies but went 3-16 like a fucking idiot he is ge tried coaching the Browns but was very unsuccessful he then tried to coach for Missouri but most likely got fired for his incompetence no one should trust this muppet
Steve wilks once more updated:

Ari: yo we hired a very good new head coach to replace the legend Bruce Arians
(Everyone cheers and celebrates)

(1 year later)

3-13 you fuckin idiot?? Get the fuck out of here you bloody wanker don't come back er hate you and never want to see you again

(6 months later)

The Browns: (hire Steve) yea we got a great defensive mind and coach to help lead us to victory

(After the season) Steve you fuckin bitch why don't you call better defensive plays you jackass? Stop calling Madden rookie mode plays and get your ass out of here

*2 years later*

University of Missouri: hire Steve wilks

All the athletes: cries in terror

After the season: damn not even a NFL coach can help win us any games did you see the film that idiot played in practice? All Madden highlights on rookie mode what a bloody fucking pathetic idiot I'm glad coach is getting fired on Friday

(2022) the Panthers: *hire Steve wilks*

*The City of Carolina* (riot and start screaming in confusion)

the rest of us: it must be Steve wilks bloody ass again
by Bleeding guns July 30, 2022
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The John Wilkes Booth

While in a movie theater sneak up behind a un suspecting woman or man (if male, must have a beard) and blow your load in the back of their head and try to escape before getting caught. while yelling “THE SOUTH WILL RISE AGAIN”
Ronald enjoys long walks on the beach and Spending alone time at the local movie theater sometime even giving someone special The John Wilkes Booth.
by Snooki’s bath water February 25, 2022
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