Well no dip Sherlock Holmes

Something you tell someone who states the obvious. More school friendly.

Similar:
No shit! (Less school friendly).

Example:

Guy 1: Hey! It's freaking cold as heck out here!
Guy 2: Well no dip Sherlock Holmes!

by X_-ProPlayerz-_X (YT) October 14, 2016

Well color me surprised

A phrase used when you are surprised and impressed with an outcome, especially when you were sure nothing good was going to come of it. Similar to saying "Well I'll be damned" or "Well I'll be a monkey's uncle".

After watching a movie that you were so sure would be terrible but it ended up being pretty good, you may say: "Well color me surprised."

by Subject7 June 30, 2011

Well Fuck Your Shit

An indignant response to some form of rejection, often said while walking away. When used online, an image macro of a guy in a striped outfit is used.

Snoot: Hey! No surfing Urban Dictionary in this cyber cafe!

Dude: Well fuck your shit! I'll find a place where I can!

by Nunuv Yabizness March 22, 2011

well ventilated dress shoes

term used by office workers for sandals in order to be able to wear them in the office

Your feet get all hot and sweaty? Well then you need well ventilated dress shoes!

by KennyMac May 31, 2006

well i'm sorry

When you have to apologize but you don't actually care about the situation

Friend : Dude why didn't you tell me about the party yesterday ?
You : Well I'm Sorry
Friend : Whatever...

by somerangomguy1234ok December 21, 2015

Might as well plow on sunday

Used when some one has been slaking off to explain what else they could have been doing. Synonym for procrastinating. Comes from "The Crucible" by arthur miller where John Proctor is accused of plowing on sunday.

Example 1:
P1: "Dude i spent all night watching tv instead of doing my english home work."
P2:"Idiot you might as well have been plowing on sunday"
Example 2:
P1: "Wanna hang out tomorrow?"
P2: "I might as well plow on sunday."

by BurnBB April 29, 2011

Well that makes sense

“You’re obsessed”

“I only text my friends when my fuckbuddy wakes up (I only care about him)” - “Well that makes sense”

by Hajoon February 22, 2021