by Paranoid AndReid December 13, 2008
Get the the Weingarten mug.A two-pair poker hand in which two queens or two kings are present. San Francisco is often generalized as having many homosexual individuals and being on the forefront of gay marriage; thus, having two queens, or "women", or two kings, or "men", creates a gay "wedding/marriage" and a San Francisco Wedding.
Joe, Sarah, Bob, and Anna are playing poker.
Joe: "I'll see your $20 and raise you $50"
Sarah: "I call. I've got a San Francisco Wedding."
Bob: "What's a San Francisco Wedding?"
Anna: "A two-pair with queens or kings, Bob. I've got a full house, though. PWN!"
Joe: "I'll see your $20 and raise you $50"
Sarah: "I call. I've got a San Francisco Wedding."
Bob: "What's a San Francisco Wedding?"
Anna: "A two-pair with queens or kings, Bob. I've got a full house, though. PWN!"
by dghul July 11, 2009
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A state of being somewhere being wedding heaven and wedding hell. This usually occurs when plans are not going quite as smoothly as the bride-to-be had hoped, but have not yet reached the point to where she must turn into Bridezilla to get things done.
Jessica: “Congratulations Cindy! Enjoy this time! Aren’t you so excited about your wedding?!”
Future Bridezilla: “Eh – this isn’t as much fun as I thought it would be. Really, I’ve been stuck in Wedding Purgatory for a while now.”
Future Bridezilla: “Eh – this isn’t as much fun as I thought it would be. Really, I’ve been stuck in Wedding Purgatory for a while now.”
by Muffy Culbreath March 19, 2009
Get the Wedding Purgatory mug.A Dirty Wedding is when two heroine addicts use the same needle. In a sense they're wedding each other, connecting for life, sharing deseases. Till death do the part.
They only had one needle; Mike used it first, then Jasmine; they had a dirty wedding. Mike has aids, now Jasmine has aids.
by Cubanb May 16, 2014
Get the Dirty Wedding mug.A french surrealist one-act play that takes place on the first platform of the Eiffel tower, including characters such as an ostrich and a living camera. Written by Jean Cocteau in 1921. Watching it is highly considered an alternative to doing acid/LSD.
Drug Dealer: Hey Kevin, you back for some more acid?
Kevin: Hell no, man! I'm seeing Eiffel Tower Wedding Party tomorrow night!
Kevin: Hell no, man! I'm seeing Eiffel Tower Wedding Party tomorrow night!
by wecomefromstars January 31, 2010
Get the Eiffel Tower Wedding Party mug.when the girl of your dreams tells you she is going overseas to visit a dying relative, but is actually going to get secretly married.
Hey dude, did you hear about Rob? His girl did the Bosnian Wedding on his ass and now he is locked up in the mental home!
by younggb May 29, 2011
Get the bosnian wedding mug.Refers to the extremely hard cock a man has on his wedding night. Similar to the Blue Vein Throbber.
-Wow I left a bottle of water in the freezer last night and now its froze stiffer than a wedding cock.
Alternatively it could be used as-
"oooh- Baby these Viagras have me hard as a wedding cock!"
Alternatively it could be used as-
"oooh- Baby these Viagras have me hard as a wedding cock!"
by fatcat February 7, 2007
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