The Christian marriage equivalent of the awkward turtle. Whenever there is a reference to a soon-to-be-married Christian couple's future sex life, the wedding fish makes an appearance. (This is accompanied by fish-like hand gestures).
"He proposed to me and we hugged it out"
"That's not ALL you're gonna be doing... 7 months left... aaaah wedding fish"
or
"We've been discussing contraception for when we're married"
"WEDDING FISH"
Note: requires (1) stick of butter.
A sexual pleasure move reserved only for the night of a wedding (yours or someone else's). Pop one but into her butthole and the second one into her pussy. This leaves both her hands free. She uses one for an old fashioned handjob and the second to polish the top of the penis with the stick of butter.
The bestpart of the day was when we made it home for the wedding night special.