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Wedding minge 

A Short term for somone who is sexually Aroused at a wedding by looking at Little children dressed up in smart Bow ties and other Formal Ware.
Guy1: Look at the Kid there wearing the red Bowtie!
Guy2:What are you A WEDDING Minge!?
Wedding minge by The Locator November 15, 2011

Wedding fish 

The Christian marriage equivalent of the awkward turtle. Whenever there is a reference to a soon-to-be-married Christian couple's future sex life, the wedding fish makes an appearance. (This is accompanied by fish-like hand gestures).
"He proposed to me and we hugged it out"
"That's not ALL you're gonna be doing... 7 months left... aaaah wedding fish"

or

"We've been discussing contraception for when we're married"
"WEDDING FISH"
Wedding fish by virginpoledancer February 4, 2012

Wedding night special

Note: requires (1) stick of butter.
A sexual pleasure move reserved only for the night of a wedding (yours or someone else's). Pop one but into her butthole and the second one into her pussy. This leaves both her hands free. She uses one for an old fashioned handjob and the second to polish the top of the penis with the stick of butter.
The best part of the day was when we made it home for the wedding night special.

Wedding ring 

Seems too much like one of those electric collars people put on their dogs the way some people think of them.
The guy's wife thought she got to zap the guy any time she felt like it once he had a wedding ring.
Wedding ring by Solid Mantis November 1, 2020

Wedding whore 

Someone who goes to 500000 wedding a day
Nida mumtaz is a wedding whore
Wedding whore by niaaaaaaaaaaaa August 7, 2011

wedding chung

The next step up from "wedding cake" which is the ultimate compliment. Often said to a friend when spotting a real hot girl
Dam check that girl out shes wedding cake!
She aint no wedding cake, shes wedding chung!!
wedding chung by chez11 June 16, 2010