Elf Wenches

Used to summarize the feeling or situation of experiencing the paragon of something that causes every subsequent type of that thing to be worse by comparison

Taken from the Rocko's Modern Life quote overheard in the comic book store, "You'll never be satisfied with a mortal woman, because the elf wenches are SO beautiful, you'll spend the rest of your life searching for that same beauty again. Yes."
Person 1: Dude, ever since we moved away from San Diego, all this mexican food is shitty as hell

Person 2: Elf wenches, dude.
by mcgangbang541 September 08, 2010
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Trench Wench

A hard core female Marianas Trench fan. Often found in the front row at Marianas Trench concerts (aka The Moat). Likes pirates, kills ninjas, and is indestructible.
Carol: "Awww! I wish I was up front in the moat like a true trench wench!"

Sally: "Ow! My rib cage hurts from being pushed up against the stage! It is worth it though! Especially because I'm at a Marianas Trench concert!"
Bob: "You're such a Trench Wench!"
by TheTrenchWench July 06, 2010
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Clit wench

Lesbian: Fuck you homo!
Gay: Maybe if you did you'd be less of a plaid wearing, wood chopping, heel avoiding clit wench hunny?
Lesbian: ....
by STEVETHEALMIGHTY May 15, 2011
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booze wench

The chic at a party, who you can always ask for a beer, knowing that she'll get it for you. After she gets you three or four beers throughout the night, you can pretty much guarantee that you're getting laid. A booze wench is usually a ditzy, slutty lightweight who acts drunk before she even is, and whose name always starts with a consonant, never a vowel.
Orin: "Hey man, did you get any at the party last night? I saw that chic fetching you beers all night"

Eric: "Yeah man, that Steffi is a total booze wench"
by DJMobull October 10, 2008
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Neighbor Wench

That girl living across the street who bakes you various food stuffs.
Our neighbor wench is here again, and she brought pumpkin pie.
by Lord of the Estate October 13, 2011
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justy wench

sassy bitch / pissy chick / lusty ho / stubborn cunt / etc.; sans vulgarity i.e. gosh darn = god damn
"i can't curse because i have a bible stuck up my a-- but that chick by the pool table is a justy wench... i think i'm in love."
by urban fart February 23, 2010
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Galley Wench

A woman or man who engages particularly in duties pertaining to in-flight beverage, food, or snack service on an airplane
The Galley Wench fetched me a cup of coffee, and a snack box from the galley cart
by E381M2 November 18, 2012
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