that day, week, or month after Vans Warped Tour when you realize the best day of your summer is gone and you have to wait another year to have it again, and you feel sad because you want everyday to be Vans Warped Tour.
"Why is she crying?"
"She has Post Warped Tour Depression. "
"LOL, what's dat?"
"She realized warped is over and it won't come back till next year!"
"She has Post Warped Tour Depression. "
"LOL, what's dat?"
"She realized warped is over and it won't come back till next year!"
by -l1ttl3m3rm41d July 24, 2011
I was watching Star Trek Voyager, and that Borg bitch in the tight shit is so hot, I had to take Picard to warp speed - twice!
by Cinocat December 1, 2011
Weird looking mofo you see at the gas station usually with a gimp or some shit, and is rude and obnoxious.
by Old School Cracker November 1, 2016
by UrbanG3502 December 4, 2020
Phrase used to describe A punch. This was annoying cackled by awful pro wrestling commentator Big Jim Hess , who had no clue how to be A wrestling commentator. He would say this anytime A wrestler threw A punch. Thankfully , the great Ron Fuller fired him, when he purchased the promotion.
by Badstreet,USA May 1, 2019
Pulling your cock in a furious manner while locked in your bedroom after telling your parents that you have gone upstairs to 'watch Star Trek'!
"I am just off to bed mum as Star Trek is coming on and you want to watch Grey's Anatomy. Tonight it is my favourite episode when the Star Ship Enterprise is Taking Captain Pickard to Warp Speed 5!"
"It's alright son, you can just say your having a wank!"
"It's alright son, you can just say your having a wank!"
by Johnny 2 Sheds! May 29, 2009
Your such a recto warping butt munching anal lube
by Chris Porter October 22, 2003