Jesus-walking

Strutting around as if one can walk on water; often triggered by varsity athletic status, rowdy friends, and/or alcohol consumption. Derived as an alternate phrase for jaywalking

Police were worried about the number of accidents caused by Jesus-walking and middle-class commuters on the streets of Boulder, Colorado.

by Ellen Wagner April 11, 2008

power walking

When people walk down the sidewalk trying to get home before they shit their pants.

I saw two people power walking down the street today. They looked like they had a turd in their pants.

by CedricDoodlehopper April 18, 2014

Walking Finger

When you are walking with your girl down the street and you starting fingering her. It is basically fingering a girl while walking

P1- dude i didnt see you get anything from your girl 2nite
P2- haha man i pulled the walking finger

by xxGODxx October 11, 2008

Walking Wall

When a group of people walk side-to-side down a hallway, forming a wall that takes up the entire width of the hallway. Walking walls tend to move extremely slowly, causing everyone stuck behind them to move at a snail's pace. Since walking walls tend to take up the width of a hallway, passing one would be impossible.

I'm running late to class, and this walking wall is blocking me.

by JoeySomething March 15, 2009

Walning

walking while crying and craving the emotional retreat of alcohol

Anthony was walning home after his latest break-up.

by JMAHR2 August 14, 2009

Walking Apocalypse

An individual that is such a bad ass that Chuck Norris wont fight them.

I barely survived an encounter with Steve he's a walking apocalypse.

Walking Apocalypse

by Urban Dictionary investor July 29, 2012

Walking hard

Going through life with your head held high, never giving up even when you want to die. Somebody who has been through alot but seems to still enjoy life and does his best dispute his circumstances. Somebody who is bold and ready for anything.

"You know when I was a boy, folks used to say to me
"Slow down Dewey, don't walk so hard"
And I used to tell them, "Life's a race and I'm in it to win it
And I'll walk as damn hard as I please"
"Its good to see them still walking hard after what happened"

by moneytrees98 June 4, 2018