breeder wagon

also known as a mini-van driven by moms and dads of bratty children
A breeder wagon is any make and model of mini-van type vehicle (foreign or domestic).
by rebecca g May 28, 2009
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Nigger Wagon

A modern revision of the term Paddy Wagon, or an enclosed motortruck used by police to carry prisoners.

The term originated during the 1920s to describe police vans because they picked up so many "Paddies", or Irish Americans.

Seeing that drunken Irish are no longer a menace given the rise of gun shooting, gangsta ass niggers many feel a revision of the term is in order.
A bunch of blacks got into a gunfight last night at the hip hop concert. They had to call in the Nigger Wagon to haul them off to jail.
by MrDave March 31, 2005
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Dick Wagon

Similar to that of a douche bag.

The act of making yourself look stupid, while attempting to look cool. Usage of internet words in a place where such words are looked down upon.

To degrade others to make yourself look cool, often in an audience where people don't know who you are.

Literally, a wagon, but with dicks on it.
"OMG, I am going to switch teams next time, cuz you guys suck, WTF"

"Hey there, Jimbo, don't be such a dick wagon."
by Irbster2 February 07, 2008
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gum wagon

a vehicle that a gum(old person) drives around
adam: look at that gummy gum with a tummy tum in his gum wagon
by slip slap February 03, 2006
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Chav Wagon

Limousines of the stretched variety that aren't used by heads of state but are instead hired by chavs the moment they've scraped together a bit of money in the mistaken belief that it's possible to buy class.

Often pink, decked out with lasers and under-chassis lights.

The stretched hummer is the ultimate chav wagon.
There's more STD's in that chav wagon than most brothels.
by Antid December 05, 2009
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whimper wagon

How one might to get to the pity party.
Josie: "Do you know where Chelsea went? She was really upset about not getting invited to the dance."
John: "No clue - she jumped right into her whimper wagon and drove off."
by Mama Frazz December 01, 2010
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braggin wagon

A great way to describe a sport wagon with large wheels. Sport wagons, unlike their station wagon predecessors, are designed with stiffer and sportier suspensions meant to handle the extra weight in the back and are also quickly growing in popularity.

Can also be used to jokingly refer to a hooptie station wagon.
Tom: Dude look at that Dodge Magnum SRT-8!
Joe: Damn, that's a braggin wagon.
by wheelmanLS2 August 30, 2006
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