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does a hobby horse have a wooden dick?

a question that begs to be answered, an absolute positive yes.
Does everyone pay Wesley? Does a hobby horse have a wooden dick?
by captain poopypants November 19, 2004
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does a hobby horse have a wooden dick?

not if its a female hobby horse
Little Jimmy had lots of fun playing with his new hobby horse, but he always wondered what that strange object sticking out of it was
by princess gecko of lizard land November 21, 2004
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you could drive a wooden person crazy

A midwestern colloquialism meaning that you could even drive a person who had no manner of sensory perception up the wall because you are beyond all natural levels of irritating.
Matthew Lesko could drive a wooden person crazy.
by Chainsaw August 29, 2005
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wooden fireplace

Something that's completely unusable or effectively useless.

Something as useful as a chocolate teapot.
The phrase "eight people in a basement, huddled around a wooden fireplace" during a power failure originates with the Brockville Recorder & Times, a small-city daily newspaper, reporting on a major icestorm which hit eastern Ontario in Jan 1998. They followed up with another piece on a subsequent power fail which stated "when the insulator is open, the electricity leaks to the ground."

Don't quit your day jobs, kids.
by bitchuck October 5, 2024
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Wooden Wonder

1. The outstanding WWII Brit fighter/bomber--DeHaviland Mosquito. AKA "Mossie."

2. My John Thompson when I wake up next to my bride in the morning.
1. "Gotta love the Mossie."

"Yup. The Wooden Wonder!"

2. "Darling, is that the Wooden Wonder or are you just happy to see me?"

"Why not both?"
by NonpedoSargon September 29, 2022
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wooden tower

What Japanese people yell when they play Jenga.
"Oh no, Suzuki, don't topple the Jenga tower!"
"WOODEN TOWER!"
by stanpornolover January 1, 2008
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Wooden Knees

A synonym for being clumsy, often related to ineptitude with the use of one's legs.
"Watch out man, you nearly fell."
"Sorry bro, I got wooden knees."
by a really fat pig June 28, 2022
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