Who's

Contraction for 'who is'.

They know who's coming but won't tell anybody.

by Diggity Monkeez January 15, 2005

Who's in my mouth

a sexual game played with 5 or more people. rules of the game are that everyone must not talk and turn the lights off. once that is done have everyone undress and start putting,their genitalia in each others mouths and have them guess who is in their mouth. no one can talk except for the person with the genitalia in their mouth. if the person guesses correctly then they get to go again. so on and so on until they lose. randomly select the next person to go.

*random person sticks he nuts into mouth of selected person.*
selected person: ughh its soo hairy.umm i dont know Who's in my mouth. come on tell me!
*muffled voice due to genitalia in mouth*

by Pwning like its 1999. February 22, 2010

Whoste

To do a group call with people around ze world

V: "Whoste?"
E: "Whoste"
I: " Whooooooste"

by issa mystery September 18, 2018

Who's the father

A general name for a TV show (i.e. Jerry Springer, Maury, etc.) where women fight with 2 or 3 men (and sometimes women) where there's an audience booing and constant censorship

A typical transcript of "Who's the father"

TV: Let's meet Johnny!

Audience: BOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Girl: What the *beeeeeeeeeeeeeeepp beeeep beeeeeeeeep* you mutha *beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeppp beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep* you*beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeppp*

by bojzzle February 18, 2011

Who's gonna carry the boats?

to go into a transitive state of mental being | tapping into the PTSD of David Goggins experience of Navy Seal hell week training

Whilst bench pressing David Goggins is yelling: "Who's gonna carry the boats?"

by David Goggins August 15, 2022

who's your daddy

Used as an insult to demonstrate authority, hence the "daddy" part. Most likely performed by the giving end after the recieving end is pwned/owned. Also used by Superfly, one of Joe Cartoon's characters.

Billy: Oh yeah! I just scored 15 3 pointers on your punk ass!
John: Dammit, man..
Billy: Who's your daddy?!

Superfly: Hey man, what's up?
Santa: What's up? Heh heh. What's up?
Superfly: You know who your daddy is? It's me, yeah! I'm your daddy! Do you know how come I'm your daddy? 'Cuz I did this to your momma! Yeah, YOUR momma! Call me Superfly! Your momma!

by Drake Aldan March 25, 2003

Whose Line Is It Anyway?

An improv show. Can refer either to the British version (hosted by Clive Anderson), or the American version which was based off the British version (hosted by Drew Carey). The show is famous because "everything is made up, and the points don't matter." Comedians Ryan Styles, Colin Mocherie (I probably spelled his name wrong), and Wayne Brady are regulars on the American version, with a rotating 4th cast member. Common 4th-cast-members are Greg Proops, Jeff Davis, Kathy Greenwood, Chip Eston, and Brad Sherwood. They have had special guests on the American version such as Hugh Heffner, Lassie, Whoopie Goldberg, Robin Williams, David Hasselhoff, and more. They stopped making American episodes, which is too bad, because it was an incredibly funny show. Catch it on syndication sometime, you'll laugh your ass off.

My favorite character from Whose Line is Wayne Brady.

by BLARG man October 17, 2004