West Virginia Two Step

When two female cousins from West Virginia scrap the ball sweat from a man and swap it orally back and forth.
Shawna and Karen gave Joe the ol West Virginia Two Step the other night. He said thank you by making them a fried bologna sandwich.
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Susie was ready for her Alabama hot pocket after her cousin Jimmy gave her a West Virginia pressure pot
by Ricky bobby11 September 21, 2017
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A punk rock band in the bowels of southern west virginia noted for alcohol and drug use also serpent handling any other history is unknown
{guyDid u hear the serpent handlers of west virginia
{guy}Yea that shit was wack
by Loren Hatfield November 13, 2007
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west virginia mud pie

when a guy flips his penis around so its pointing out the back and gets a blowjob, while farting and/or pooping in the girls face.
dude, ashley got pink eye from giving me this sweet west virginia mud pie.
by raffdaddydiesel May 12, 2009
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West Virginia Blue Crab

When a male has testicular crabs, he places Old Bay Seasoning on his balls and allows a female to suck the crabs off.
Yeah Baby, its all you can eat West Virginia Blue Crab down there.
by kvgooch March 17, 2009
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West Virginia Tow Chain

A sexual act involving at least two men and one girl. All three stand up facing one way and one man sodomizes the other man while he in turn fucks the girl from behind. The girl clamps her muscles on the second guy's dick and walks across the room, similar to a truck towing something
Jimbob and Joebob gave me a West Virginia Tow Chain last night!
by Charli XXX December 23, 2014
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West Virginia Wood

the act of boning your sister when you first wake up in the morning while listing to classic rock music
Jessica : my brother Dave gave me the best West Virginia wood ive ever had before...and the song "more than a feeling" was awesome

Kyleigh : yeah my brother gave me that yesterday...he has a 7 inch cock and it better than a big black dude
by Ziggy Marley-Gumbi May 9, 2010
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