Shit washer

The sexual act of licking the anus while their is shit around it.
Girl: I made Billy my shit washer last night
Girl 2: Nice!
by HeartlessSloth March 19, 2016
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Shakeproof Washer

Arsehole. If you're not familiar with shakeproof washers, take a look at the tow ball on your car where it attaches to the towing bracket. You will see two large bolts fitted with what looks suspiciously like a human sphyncter.
Nigel, I think a trip to casualty may be in order as my shakeproof washer seems to have an inhuman grip on your spam javelin.
by balconybelly November 11, 2011
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Noodle washer

A Guinea that stands there and washes his own angel hair repeatedly for countless hours.
Aye look that kid Ant Vitorio what a noodle washer.
by Jmac175 July 06, 2019
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bah washer

One who desires to be part of the athletic male group, usually lacks physical dominance, but yearns to belong at any cost, ball washer. Also known to wash balls during a practice or game, could even go so far as to lick their balls between ones legs, to be a part of, be accepted.
He's a bah washer..
by Fourtyrunner October 30, 2021
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Nickle Washer

1.) One who is void of talent and tact. Loser or lay-about. A generally worthless human being.

2.) One who washes nickles for employment.
1.) "That no good nickle washer stole my wallet."
2.) "Until this economy picks up, I've had to become a nickle washer to pay my bills."
by MeanJeanMcGee February 12, 2013
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toilet washer

A toilet washer is an 8th grader
"Ayeee you're my favorite toilet washer "
by Whale niggers 😂 September 09, 2017
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Rusty Washer

The act of pressing your lips up to a light brown anus. Then sucking a warm enima from your partners anus.
My wife was having trouble with her enima water defecation. So I gave her a rusty washer to get it all out. Yummy!
by Fattymicgee December 07, 2023
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