siamese pressure washer

when a man docks with another man and both men piss into each others urethras.

hey john, that siamese pressure washer was so nice last night!

by steven p. October 23, 2022

toley washer

A person who is useless to the point that the only trade they can get is washing toleys (a toley being a poo, jobey, shite, dump)

He's nothing more than a toley washer! (Scottish) Uch, he's nuhin mare than a toley washer!

by Martorious January 18, 2013

One Week Washer

A person who will only wash once a week. During this week you can see them slowly turn more filthy each day until the fated day of the week were they think it is reasonable that they should get a shower. One Week Washers will also argue to others that being outside in the rain is also like getting a shower since it is basically the same principle, but it isn't.

Fred: Mike, each day I see your hair getting more greasy and your armpits getting more smelly, get a shower!

Mike: But I got one 6 days ago, I'll get one tomorrow and it shouldn't be that bad, it was raining yesterday while I was outside.

Fred: Ugh... One Week Washer!

by DuckyRoll September 25, 2012

Twaddle Washer

Dick Sucker

Fek aff ya wee twaddle washer! English translation: Fuck off you little dick sucker!

by Caledonian_Spirit September 3, 2017

Washer Bung

When the person needs a bath so bad that the bitch creeps up on them and says "Washer Bung!"...
Typically when the Bung hole needs more attention than the rest of the globe

{Sleeping}*One wiff*

{Cheer Captain Screams: Washer Bung!}

by HaloTheHalo June 22, 2023

D.I.Y Power Washer

When there's poop stains on the sides of the toilet bowl so you piss on them to clean it.

"Bro, there's shit stains all over the toilet seat. Where's the brush?"

"Don't worry, I'll just use my D.I.Y Power Washer to clean it."

by Jack King-Hoffman March 18, 2023

New Jersey Window Washer

Hook up with a girl with glasses, and jizz on her glasses, then proceed to take a squeegee and clean it off after she couldn't see where she was going and has walked into every piece of furniture in the room.

I was bored after we hooked up, so I gave her the New Jersey Window Washer and she almost knocked over my bookshelf.

by Lego Store Manager August 11, 2022