Modern Warjob

The process of getting a blowjob, handjob, or in extreme cases a blumpkin while playing call of duty modern warfare

Situation 1.

Joe, "Dude i can't talk right now I'm getting a modern warjob"

Bob, "Is that why your K.D. sucks macock?"

Situation 2.

Joe, "i just got 10th prestige!"

Bob, "i just got a nuke"

Bill, "I just got a modern warjob"

by Modern Warjob Expert VI July 25, 2010

warlock

1.To nerf something
, or the act of nerfing something

---The defintion came about from the world of warcraft, where the warlock class was continuously nerfed every patch since beta.

Man1: Dude, thanks to the assault weapons ban, I can't get an assault rifle, instead I have to settle with a handgun.
Man2: hahahhahaha dude you've been warlocked

by Anduin April 13, 2005

warhorny

To be in a state of excitation about the prospect of playing a pcw or scrim game with one's friends. Commonly used in Counterstrike, Enemy Territory and the Battlefield series of games.

Drone: I'm warhorny right now, up for some action?
Nex: Hell yeh! I'll search for a 5v5, you get the rest on.
Drone: Sexy.

by Drone_101 April 3, 2009

Warlock

Natural progression of the wizard. After reaching the ripe old age of sixty, wizards evolve into warlocks.

New 4chan user: hey op, u a wizard?
OP: check yur privilege fag, im a warlock

by FrostyJack March 20, 2016

warsong

Warsong; name of place where Russians gather and claim everything as theirs.. F.E the World of Warcraft realm Warsong.

"Warsong server is russian, noobs go away!!!!!!!!!"

by Deujdarn October 6, 2005

warmonger

Someone who engages in war or warlike acts for personal reasons such as: personal fueds, dislike for people of different sexual orientation, re-election, sexual pleasure, or to compensate for a lack of manhood.

See also: bush

"As a tyrannical Warmonger, Bush's new campaign slogan should be 'Have nukes, Will travel.'"

by Cunjo July 22, 2004

Warlocks

Plump breasts, which are typically quite large, and are usually reminisced upon while at a social function such as a hang out or backyard chit-chat.

"Did you see those warlocks?"

"Bro, those are some true warlocks"

by Jeremiah Turtles-Run October 1, 2009