Volvagia

A dragon boss from Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time whose name sounds oddly like the word vulva.

Those perverted bastards...

Stupid Kid: LOL VOLVAGIA SOUNDS LIEK VULVA, IMA GO JERK OFF TO MY HENTAI PR0N!!! LOLZ

by Xizor August 7, 2007

Mountain Dew Voltage

Simply put, it is the concentrated necter of gods balls. One taste will send you into a coma due to its sheer amazingness.

What the hell is wrong with that guy?
He is in a coma....he just had Mountain Dew Voltage for the first time....

by sordidangelxiii March 20, 2009

erupting my volcano

in a sense it means masturbation. your penis is the volcano and as of the semen comes out like lava.

This from Fuller House season 1
Jackson: sigh I am exhausted I was up all night erupting my volcano.
Stephanie: Dude TMI.

by FullerHouseking101 March 11, 2021

Volcanus

A term used to describe the unbearable burning sensation of your anus during a bowel movement that usually occurs after injesting spicy, exotic, entrees

That Thai food gave me volcanus. I was late for my meeting because I had to put the flames out.

spicy butt
butt lava
burning bum

by Wildman Bill June 18, 2009

Alabama volcano

When a girl fills her mouth with liquor, gives a man a blowjob, and right as he's about to come lights his penis on fire with a lighter, giving the effect of a volcano as the semen leaves the flaming penis.

"This girl gave George an Alabama volcano and he couldn't walk straight for two weeks!"

by anongeo January 10, 2009

mars volta

Most amazingly diverse band on earth, full of great fcuking music, actually creating their own genre of music. Look up " At the drive in" for more info

Beware- Mars volta can cause sudden urges to hump or kiss the computer speakers.

by Razor burns July 6, 2005

The Mars Volta.

Two individuals, Cedric Bixler-Zavala and Omar Rodriguez-Lopez, from El Paso, Texas. The band originally formed after their Post-Hardcore band, At The Drive-In, went on an "indefinite hiatus".

Their music is often classified as progressive rock, with heavy punk, jazz and Latin influences. They are known for their wild, energetic, and highly improvised live shows, cryptic lyrics, and use of ambient music to help establish mood.

The Mars Volta is not the entire band. It is only Cedric & Omar. Omar writes, arranges, records and produces all of their music. Cedric writes all of the lyrics. The music is then performed by what Cedric & Omar call "The Mars Volta Group". This includes Isaiah Ikey Owens on Keyboards, Deantoni Parks on Drums, Juan Alderete de la Peña on Bass, Marcel Rodriguez-Lopez on Percussion & Synthesizers, Adrian Terrazas-Gonzales on Flute, Tenor Saxophone, Bass Clarinet and additional wind & percussion instruments (2004 in studio, 2005 in show - Current) Pablo Hinojos-Gonzalez on Guitar & Sound Manipulation.

The Mars Volta have released the following CDs:

Studio Albums:
- De-Loused In The Comatorium (2003)
- Frances The Mute (2005)
- Amputechture (2006)

EPs:
- Tremulant EP (2002)

Live:
- Live (2003)
- Scabdates (2005)

Compilations:
- A Missing Chromosome (2005) (Distributed Only To Radio Stations)

"Just The Mars Volta. I have nothing else to say."

by Gregk. October 23, 2006