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Volvo drivers

A driver who loses touch with reality and think that by driving an extremely safe car they fit into society. They are often seen waving, smiling and laughing, when they hurt someone or when they hit a car. They avoid confrontation and try to laugh it off.
Volvo drivers are a threat as one reversed their car into a person, who was sitting in a chair and knocked another car's tow bar.
by Experienced. August 10, 2010
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Volvo driver

a very bad driver who drives a Volvo and is a total nuisance on the road.
a Volvo driver always is always driving in the fast lane well below the legal limit, pulling out in intersections and nearly causing accidents.
by bread infection November 21, 2009
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Carla Soprano's vulva as mentioned by Tony during one of his sessions with his psychiatrist in the last season(?).
".. I know she's been having problems with her volvo and like that..."
by doc001 July 5, 2012
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volvo'd

when a Volvo causes problems for you when driving whether like when a Volvo pulls in front of you, nearly clipping you. This is described as being Volvo'd.
I was Volvo'd the other day, some old git in a Volvo slammed his breaks in front of me and I nearly rear ended him!!!
by bread infection April 8, 2006
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Volvo Driver

A person who drives a volvo. usaully old, def and blind. So they are pretty shit and annoying drivers
"Bloodie Volvo Driver, he is driving worse then that fucking asian driver and that women."
by JAckkkkkkkk October 16, 2008
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son of a Volvo driver

One who's parents or parent drives a Volvo who will also most likely carry on the family tradition of being a prick and driving in a manner that does nothing but piss off other motorists.
Jim "what was that guys issue"?
Terry: "must have been son of a Volvo driver".
by therandommoron September 24, 2011
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volvo

A Swedish car company, currently owned by Ford, that in the 1960s got a reputation for making safe, reliable, and mostly ugly (except for the 1800 series, Volvo's only good looking car, made from 1959-74, and most known as the car Roger Moore drove in The Saint TV series) cars. The quality took a huge nosedive in about 1975 like the quality of many other cars. Almost overnight Volvos became completely unreliable and prone to breaking down almost on a daily basis. For some reason, Volvo's reputation amongst consumers wasn't affected much for years. They coasted on their reputation for what seemed like two decades, of course people unlucky enough to buy one would know that any Volvo made after 1974 is a pile of crap best suited for a junkyard. Not until the Japanese entered the luxury car market in the 1990s did people start to realize what pieces of shit Volvos were, and as a result their target market largely started buying Lexus and Acura. One of THE most expensive cars to repair, and you'll need to repair it often.
Volvos spend more time in the shop than on the road.

The Swedes tend to be such nice people ; how could they come up with a car as crappy as a Volvo?
by Rattus cattus October 26, 2006
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