Yahoo Version

Only giving or wanting a summary of someone's story, day, etc. For instance, Yahoo news headlines.

Dude, I don't have time for the whole story, just give me the "Yahoo version."

by yahoo girl September 4, 2010

digest version

An abridged or compressed, concise version of something originally longer.

I decided to watch the digest version of an anime because I didn't have enough time to watch the regular version.

by BIggles11111111111111111111111 June 24, 2017

New International Version

see NIV

The passage about the root of all evil is better translated in the ASV or NIV than the KJV.

by Don Jewett March 5, 2004

Fucboi (dog version)

A dog who will give you a limited amount of love but just enough so that he gets exactly what he wants (e.g., belly rubs, a nibble of your food, access to your bed). He will appear to know your boundaries (eg lays at your door bc he knows you’re allergic to him) but the minute you turn your back; he’s in your room shredding papers towels from your garbage can. If you rub his belly, he will place his paw on your hand - you think it’s affection but it’s really so you don’t stop. If you show him too much love, he knows he can get away with anything and will leave you the minute you stop rubbing him. Play hard to get, or this doggo will only use you and then leave you immediately after.

TLDR: has an innocent face, looks harmless, but knows exactly how to get exactly what he wants. Beware of dog!

Today Finn was laying hallway and lifted his paw. I spent the next 30 mins minutes rubbing his belly. Where did my time go. What a little fucboi (dog version).

by Dog Auntie May 27, 2021

Chromebook (the bad version)

A low quality shit tier computer that middle schools hand out. This version doesnt have the touch screen, and is thus inferior and a big piece of electronic shit.

Chromebook (the bad version)s were being handed out at the cafeteria.

by EDP4040450 February 1, 2022

rape version 2

the real definition of rape is pretty much 1 person putting his penis into someone else without permission just like trespassing...kinda. rape version 2 is when you jump out of the bush's and yell surprise or "happy birthday".

an example is when your having a surprise birthday party for your friend and then when they walk in you jump on top of him/her and yell surprise as you thrust your genitals into his/her private areas which is different than rape so thats why its called rape version 2.

by rape version 2 victim June 16, 2010

vesin

Somebody who has never done any illegal drugs.

"Hey, are you a vesin?"

"Hell no, I've been doin' pot since I was in 8th grade."

by greg February 10, 2004