Doucher #1: "I'm not even sure they know what vegetarians are around here."
Response: Aren't vegetarians those really long tubes doctors use to flush out vaginas?
Response: Aren't vegetarians those really long tubes doctors use to flush out vaginas?
by Dr. Bob Loblaw April 26, 2011
Get the Vegetariansmug. Pissed off motherfuckers that think they're making a difference in this world. Honestly? They're 100% BULLSHIT.
Not only do these self absorbed assholes give shit to those who CHOOSE to eat meat, but they also cause a lot more comotion then they should. All vegetarians should be transported to somewhere in Africa where they could live off of the weeds and dirt.
Vegetarians don't eat meat because they think it's cruel and inhumane. Guess what assholes? Your "innocent" tofu and fake meat kills MILLIONS of animals each day making your precious "guilt-free" meal. That's right. Millions of animals are killed by giant mowing machines that harvest your precious grains and berries. At least meat eaters EAT THE MEAT instead of letting it go to waste.
How about you educate yourself.
Assholes.
Not only do these self absorbed assholes give shit to those who CHOOSE to eat meat, but they also cause a lot more comotion then they should. All vegetarians should be transported to somewhere in Africa where they could live off of the weeds and dirt.
Vegetarians don't eat meat because they think it's cruel and inhumane. Guess what assholes? Your "innocent" tofu and fake meat kills MILLIONS of animals each day making your precious "guilt-free" meal. That's right. Millions of animals are killed by giant mowing machines that harvest your precious grains and berries. At least meat eaters EAT THE MEAT instead of letting it go to waste.
How about you educate yourself.
Assholes.
The vegetarians response to this embarrassing fact is "well, at least we're not killing intentionally." So let me get this straight; not only are animals ruthlessly being murdered as a direct result of your diet, but you're not even using the meat of the animals YOU kill?
-Maddox
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by Annexxx October 16, 2008
Get the Vegetariansmug. While the barbaric idiot chewed on a cow, the vegetarian calmy explained that he would not be joining in the savagery.
by edith the vegan October 4, 2005
Get the vegetarianmug. A type of diet that does incorporate consuming meat. While it is true that vegetarians recieve a certain amount of teasing for their choice of diet, they also assume an offensive position by stating in their arguements slanderous comments such as "Eating meat was necessary in the stone age" or "they do not support the merciless slaughter of innocent animals". This only applies to vegetarians who have chosen their way because of ethical purposes, and is a matter of conflicting belief.
"Ethical" Vegetarian: I don't eat meat because it's not the stone age anymore and I don't support the deaths of millions of innocent animals.
Non-Vegetarian: I'm not a caveman and I am also against unethical treatment of animals, however I do eat meat.
Non-Vegetarian: I'm not a caveman and I am also against unethical treatment of animals, however I do eat meat.
by Ali H October 10, 2005
Get the vegetarianmug. a very stupid person who says they dont eat living things though they eat plants? hmmm yeah think about it.
gangsta: ayoo you want a burger homie?
vegetarian: aww god noo i dont eat anything that was living sorry. i'll just go eat these living plants over here.
homie: bitch stop playing yo self you know you want some BK right now grrl have it yo way.
vegetarian: aww god noo i dont eat anything that was living sorry. i'll just go eat these living plants over here.
homie: bitch stop playing yo self you know you want some BK right now grrl have it yo way.
by K@yT33 September 28, 2008
Get the vegetarianmug. The idiots who try to tell us that soy beans substitute meat. They also forget that humans are designed with CANINE teeth to rip apart flesh, and a short digestive system that contains hydrochloric acid to quickly break down protein within 2 hours. Also, humans are NOT designed to eat only vegetables because WE CANNOT DIGEST CELLULOSE!!!! if we WERE true herbivores, we would have more than one stomach, and bacteria that cn break down cellulose. We also have large brains because of millions of years of eating MEAT and NOT tofu, plus we HAD to eat meat because we evolved in a place where food was hard to find so we had to eat what we could get, including animals.
Yup. I agree that Vegetarianists are incredibly stupid to ignore a few simple aspects of human anatomy.
Let's put all the Vegetarianists on an island and populate it with lions, mosquitos, ticks, bears, crocodiles, snakes, wolves, and cougars, and enjoy watching the Vegetarianists try to preach their religious nonsense to these animals who will see them as food.
Let's put all the Vegetarianists on an island and populate it with lions, mosquitos, ticks, bears, crocodiles, snakes, wolves, and cougars, and enjoy watching the Vegetarianists try to preach their religious nonsense to these animals who will see them as food.
by Cult Watcher April 6, 2003
Get the vegetarianmug.