Vegan

A vegetarian whose ideology leads them to commit terrorist acts.

This roast is worth those crazy vegans torturing and murdering us.

by Nikov June 20, 2017

Vegan

A very kind person that decided to not eat or use animal products in respect for the animals. Hates animal cruelty.

I am vegan for the animals.

by Donny Danny I don't know. April 2, 2017

Vegan

Sociopath

Bro see that crazy person
goddam vegan

by ...samsgirl... January 10, 2019

Vegan

"Vegan" (With the quotation marks): A person who constantly tries to slip in the fact that they are vegan for attention, but to absolutely no one's surprise, they aren't.

Person 1: So how's your day going?
Person 2: I'm vegan
Person 1: Yea, "Vegan"

by Dr. Westaboo April 24, 2018

Vegan

One who eats only plants they are huge faggots that take horse cock up the ass they try to force you to become vegan because they respect no other person

I ate steak in front of a vegan and they had a fucking seasure and died

by Afika May 21, 2018

Vegan

A terrorist to all fruits and must be punished for their sin

"The Vegan became notorious for killing innocent fruit."

by jamestheultra February 4, 2019

Vegan

Also known as a person who is fucking confused. They are experiencing a midlife crisis and have resorted to the ultra communistic extreme. Vegans cause global warming crisis because they eat the plants that take away the carbon dioxide poisonous gas.
Vegan = Criminal

Basic White Girl: Have you ever seen that nasty ass creature of a man.
Chav: I bet he goes to burger king instead of mc donalds.
Basic White Girl: What a fucken vegan, am I right?

by loading . . . May 28, 2019