vaggot

A woman who is basically a gay man; she likes all the same stuff that gay men like, and gets along well with gay men.

A: why are you always hanging with gay men? you're such a fag hag!

B: no, i'm just a vaggot. Hey did you see the new OUT?

by Zagaloo March 1, 2010

Vagoo

Slang for vagina because vagina sounds like a disease.

Peter totally pounded that chicks vagoo.

by tonyscrewedurmomintheass May 15, 2006

vangorder

A female teacher, a haggard-faced, vomit-inducing fugly of a woman, who has an ear-jarring cackle, and a goatish sense of humor whom nobody likes.

"Ooooh, If that VanGorder speaks to me again I'll wring her neck!"

by Bleah January 1, 2004

Vagoina

origin: Basketball the movie

During one of Coop's glorious psych outs

Joseph R. Cooper: with Australian accent How to speak San Franciscan ?

He pulls Squeak's shorts down, revealing his bottom

Joseph R. Cooper: Vagooina !

you love vagoiiina

ie. telling someone they love to pound ass.

by dirtysanchez March 27, 2005

vagooch

vagina, often used by gay preps who have no lives

i went on that biking trip the whole day and let me tell you my vagooch hurt SO BAD!

uhm, your gay

by tyisdxik October 30, 2007

Vagorn

An instrument used to pry open a tight vagina prior to intercourse.

Baby you are to big to fit inside me, you better use the vagorn.

by Dirty Joma January 5, 2009

Vagowned

When a girl is kicked in the vagina, especially by another girl.

Person One: "dude, did you hear that those two girls got into a fight?"

Person two: Yeah, that bitch totally got vagowned.

by Infinite Eventuality June 10, 2009