Vanessa

Vanessa, a chimichanga who is covered in ranch and is licking honey mustard off of peoples toes.

Vanessa the spicy chimichanga.

by mangotango134 October 3, 2017

Vanessa

A "porquitchona".

- That girl is really Vanessa.

- You are right! She is a real porquitchona!

by TheBigBald July 14, 2018

Vanessa

Vanessa is very loud and outspoken; you know when she shows up the room will light up. She is a woman of many words; very unique; always has alcohol in her foam cup, even in the am. She is always tan and you will know for sure and can't win a leg war to save her life. Watch out for her elephant stomp in a thumb war. Excellent grammatical skills and is hot to trot. Yes Those are real; they came with the frame; and don't cross a bitch.

Vanessa is one BAD donkey!!

Are those tripple D's?

reply: Yes they are.

by JIMMYWOO July 10, 2018

Vanessa

Basic as FUCKKKKKKK. Lives off of pumpkin spice latte's and unicorn dick.

Drinks fireball because it's the "cool thing" to do. Badass chicks drinks whiskey.

Dreams of getting married on December 29th even though she bitches about the cold.

Will one day realize that Jeff & Vince are God's amongst men.

Vanessa: Hey, let's go to Starbucks and wear leggings with Uggs!

Whitney: OMG YES. We are so basic!
Vanessa: Take a picture! Hashtag yay us, basic white girls, Starbucks, bye, like, what

by Monica2.0 October 7, 2017

Vanessa

Vanessa is very Funny and makes you smile when you see her. She is super intelligent, shy, kind and full of fun things to do. And smart she gets A's and B's on exams and report cards. But she has a favorite friend but its not you. She can also be a dork but shes a good friend. Any boy would fall in love with her even though she doesn't realize.

Vanessa is the most Friendly, and sasy at the same time, friend.

by Yoyo_ildv May 11, 2018

Vanessa

Vanessa - A mega babe, a 20/10 chance she’ll break your heart. Beautiful brown eyes. Makeup looks flawless. Either is a great mother or would make a great mother. Smaller than petite, usually tiny enough to fit her in your pocket. Pulls off Brixton hats. Famously great at decorating. Idolizes Stevie Nicks. Excellent arguing skills. Funniest person you’ll ever met. Won’t marry you because she’s “marrying Steven Tyler”. Worth the headache because she really is ‘fantastic’. You’ll never meet anyone like her.

I’m going to ask Vanessa to sign a prenup before the wedding.

by Xoxogossipgirl2019 December 31, 2018

Vanessa

She is a fierce and not so king girl she will be nice to you well she feels the need to but she would be an absolute bitch if you mess with her and I promise she will kill you cause she may look nice but inside she is the goddess of hell

Oh no it's Vanessa run!!!!

by Md5774587 October 22, 2018