bird vision

A side effect of some medications that makes the world look wormier than normal.

"Side effects of Wormatrix include dry mouth, constipation, and bird vision."

by Skee Ball January 31, 2008

Shag Vision

When the girl/guy someone has been getting close with sexually/intimately is put on a pedestal and looks better than they actually appear to that person

Guy 1: I dunno mate, Jessica has huge titties, a big ass and she's so hot!!
Guy 2: Ahh, that just sounds like you got Shag Vision, man. I wouldn't mind her but I wouldn't go out of my way

by El chicken January 4, 2015

Camera vision

Eyes like a 24 hr surveillance camera at a convenience store and not like an eagle, more of a reptilian form of vision.

Nothing could distract her or make her camera vision lose focus.

by Solid Mantis July 17, 2018

panda vision

Pandas are apparently unable to see things that are right in front of their face.

You couldn’t see that? It was right in front of you! You must have panda vision.

by Hernicus March 19, 2022

grinch vision

To be high on marijuana. A term coming along on the westside. The feeling you get when high on some type of marijuana, your face and cheek bones feel like they are raised to the sky! Almost like resembling the Grinch. Once you look in the mirror though, your face is normal and you expected to see something very different.

Man we smoked mersh, but still got grinch vision! I love those highs.

by Gracen May 2, 2007

spam vision

A state of hypnotic subconsciousness that your mind enters when you open your Junk E-mail folder to delete accumulated spam and junk e-mails and you don’t take the time to ensure all e-mails are indeed spam and/or junk. This condition can produce severe and tragic consequences.

Last week at work, Mary’s spam vision caused her to delete an e-mail in her junk e-mail folder that requested immediate confirmation of her company’s interest in bidding on a large government contract.

by DanSir51 March 13, 2009

Blind Vision

Blind hope - blind visions - blind center - one center
Blind living - and seeing - blind hell - blind hell
Blind visions - and no reasons - for action - blind words
Blind visions - and no reasons - for action - blind words
Blind visions - and no reasons - no reasons - for actions
In a dream when I'm reading pages full of words

The harder you look - it's getting hard - it's getting harder - it's not
A dream's a dream

In a dream when I'm reading pages
Pages full of words

It's
It's getting hard - it's not
It's not

It
It
It's getting harder
It's getting harder
Oooh, It's getting hard

Hold me closer now
Hold me closer - that's blind vision
Push me harder now
Harder
Push me harder - that's blind hell
Keep me spinning around and round - the blind center
Now I'm turning miles above the ground - that's blind hell
Blind hope - blind visions - blind center - one center...

by Death Menace May 9, 2023