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Upper Trash

People with money who still have the taste and behavior of poor white trash. Over night successors who don't deserve it. Over rated celibrities with little or no education. Glorified pimps. Anyone who owns a hummer.
by Ramy August 20, 2006
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Upper Skimmer

Same concept as the legendary upper decker but this involves a swimming pool. You take the lid off the pool skimmer and pinch one off in the basket. You replace the lid and the water will filter thru the rancid duke left in the skimmer
When my asshole neighbors went on vacation I hopped the fence, dropped my drawers and did an Upper Skimmer to their pool. I hope they like swimming in mypoo water
by Duke Dropper August 6, 2008
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Upper Vang - Øvre Vang

Øvre Vang, or Upper Vang is the single greatest small town in Norway. The town is located in Hedmark and has the postal code 2324. Upper Vang is normally said to be utti gokk, but other towns like Nordbygda and Åsbygda are more utti gokk.

Upper Vang is the hometown of local legends Sander Brustad Bakken, Magnus Brustad Johnsen and Benjamin Adrian Øynes. You can usually find them scooting around on their scætts on Wik Matsenter or at Øverhamninga drag strip.

During World War II, Upper Vang was used as Hitlers main quarter. This was not done by force, rather it was the citizens who requested to give Hitler their town to him in honor of his glory and help him fight for der Mutterland.

Upper Vang has great tourist attractions and sights like Upper Vang Church where the annual yearly official KKK meeting is held. Although if you are an immigrant you are unfortunately not allowed to stay or visit. This was decided after the white male movement in 2010. These rules were granted by the congress when the judge didn’t show up for 15 minutes, so they were legally allowed to leave. All this was except for the refugee camp at Gåsbu which was in operation until 2017.

There have been no police in Upper Vang in over 50 years, this is because everyone is law-abiding, hardworking citizens, and there is no immigrants walking freely to cause crime. All this allows young gentlemen to drive around on their mopeds and easy-motorcycles before they are old enough for their license.
Guy: Hey
Girl: *ignores guy*
Guy: I'm from Upper Vang
Girl: *spreads her legs* Take me now brother!
Guy: *Yeeting his sisters meat* YeeHaw partner.
Dad: leave some for me!

Upper Vang - Øvre Vang
by Mister Humpledunkers March 5, 2019
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Third-Umpire

Dodgy stuff, too close to call, of dubious merit, some characteristic or aspect that "the jury is still out" on. Something that is debatable.

Etymology: Akin to when during a cricket match the on field umpires are faced with a decision that is too difficult to make and so they refer to the Third Umpire for a ruling.
Tom Cruise eating placentas is Third-Umpire.
by Sidhypes September 2, 2008
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Upper Saint Clair High School

A wonderful place in the suburbs of Pittsburg full of gays and retards. If you affiliate with the prior mentioned group head on down to cafe 321 more commonly know as the the sped shed/Chrome dome. But if you like P.E then you’ll love the teacher Snortin’ Morton who was arrested for possession of crack Cocaine, but can you really blame him for having to deal with a bunch of stupid ass kids all day. If your a young liberal this place is just for you. Most of the teachers aren’t big fans of the Commander and Chief. In addition to everything else mentioned you’ll find it to be quite the bubble with a ton of rich people. The kids here I would say are also pretty basic and stereotypical of what you think and rich high school is like. So if like extreme pressure for academic successes step on into the bubble of Upper Saint Clair HS.
Wow Marks been acting like he goes to Upper Saint Clair High School
by Poopeater96 October 7, 2019
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One Upper

That person who has to be better at everything. Even when they shouldn't want to.
"I remember once as a child I accidentally killed a squirrel."
"Aww that's nothin' bro. I used to kill animals all the time."
"Really?! What the hell is wrong with you freak?
"Oh you think you're disgusted in me? You should see how disgusted I am at me!"

A One Upper
by GroceryClerk March 2, 2016
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A.C. Slater-Upper Decker Blumpkin

When a man defecates in the top tank of the toilet while receiving oral sex from someone pooping and sitting backwards on the seat.
"Hey girl, my dick is real hard and I noticed that we are both have been farting a lot. Perhaps we should A.C. Slater-Upper Decker Blumpkin"
by Juan Perico March 8, 2009
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