Typical John

It's John. He is John. He only cares about his reputation. He sleeps with underage girls because he likes the pussy. The authorities never found him because he is every John and there is way too many fucking johns. He loves tea and his only weakness is a flash of dick. John walks the streets begging for money but is loaded with cash just to scam people. He harasses women all the time. He is a typical john.

Nolan: Who is that queer?
Bill: That's a typical john.
Nolan: Who the fuck are you?
Bill: I'm bill.
Nolan: Do I know you?
Bill: No.
Nolan: Then what the fuck are you doing here?
Bill: ...Huh. I don't know.

by AlexHatesSalad January 06, 2025

typical jeff

a youtuber who thinks he is cool annd uploads cringy fortnite content. also, he is very short.

damn bro, i saw typical jeff the other day, LOL, im just kidding he's too short to be seen

by jonathan is short January 22, 2019

Typical Fox

Someone who is ignorant and doesn't want to hear anything rational because their brains are washed with Fox "news" commentary.

Example:

"But wait Lauren That's incorrect because..."

Lauren walks out of the room so that she doesn't have to hear anyone else's FACTUAL response to the WRONG political information that she just provided.

"Typical fox.. not even considering what the facts might be."

by Cubanthundrrr June 17, 2016

typical bannerman pupil

The catchphrase of the LEGENDARY jonesy boy-- a wee prick, bam

"You typical Bannerman Pupil, you!" - Mr Jones

by Typical Bannerman Pupil June 12, 2021

typical testicle

The male version of a basic bitch.

He doesn't have a chance with me! He's such a typical testicle.
Bro...don't be a typical testicle.

by ThingsIJustCantSayOutLoud October 15, 2014

Typic/Curlyplayz2

Typic/Curlyplayz2 is a fucking stick in my ass, he is so annoying! He mainly plays ROBLOX, so if you see him in your game, call him a fucking faggot and harass him for the rest of the game!

Typic/Curlyplayz2 is a fucking cunt!

by Vu0n1saDuhmmie March 12, 2022

Typical Sera

A girl that is basic

Hey sera I dont want to play warframe with you because you are typical .....thats such a typical sera thing to do.

by Coolguykai October 28, 2019