twig and berries

A slang term for a small penis, along with small testicles, too, in which the twig symbolizes the small penis and the berries symbolize the small testicles.

You will never be able to make babies with your own twig and berries, dude.

by awiz January 20, 2011

twig brush

The act of covertly brushing one's hand against a man's penis in order to determine its size. Usually occurs in bars or clubs.

Guy 1: Dude, some chick just twig brushed me!
Guy 2: Niiiice. Track that bitch down and show her the whole package!

by Schwetty Ballz August 28, 2013

Twigged out

A term referring to a state of mind. Meaning out of it, feeling separated from society and your normal life. Possibly a loss of your self identity. Usually used in context with LSD.

After that crazy acid trip, Sid was really twigged out.

by hoarselady April 5, 2015

twig & berries

A slang for penis and testicles, often used by goofy loosers or old men.

"I'm such a goofy looser, you would think that I have no twig & berries."

by Mr. Twig N. Berry November 6, 2003

small twig

Bob's best friend in a toon from weebls-stuff.com

I love you small twig!

by kass February 20, 2005

bent twig

a moron, possibly semi-retarded. Like the Indian in "Almost Heros" starring Chris Farley.

Could I get one of those bent twigs to carry out my groceries?

by Mainard February 4, 2007

twigs and berries

another term for marijuana stems and seeds

Me: Pick out those twigs and berries.

by Nick Cal December 23, 2006